Who says one nut must exercise global hegemony over a single sport?

I can’t nap, but I look forward to going to bed at night.

I was just going to say every Utah Jazz team from the 90s. 

Flacco is aware of his boringness. It’s an endearing boringness. When told by his wife to try harder when lining up at WR, Flacco stands even stiller. He clowned Jameis. He partnered with Kaep to sell Grade-F chicken wings. I’d say there’s enough interesting stuff sprinkled in there to keep him off a list this short.

I disagree with the primary premise that the game is more fun. 45 point outputs are mundane, teams lack identity, great defenses are basically impossible to assemble. It won’t even feel special when someone drops 80 on my fave team (Raiders). I rather enjoyed running games and big clean hits, and it was nice knowing…

THANK YOU! I hate the Packers with every fiber of my being, I get so tired of all the unending Aaron Rodgers fondling. Why did Peyton Manning have to spend his whole career (until the ugly end) wearing the stigma of “Only 1 Super Bowl” but nobody ever uses this logic with Rodgers?! I hate him, I hate them, I hope they…

The same people who insist on using GOAT eight times a quarter are somehow constitutionally incapable of saying NFL and insist on always saying National Football League every single time. The acronym usage and non-usage is mindboggling.

Counterpoint: football with no defense makes every game a glorified scrimmage.

I would rather watch the same five Dodd’s Furniture commercials over and over again until the end of the year than deal with the non-stop bullshit political ads (even on during football -- is nothing sacred?!) telling me that Richard Cordray personally poisoned the milk of every child in the state. (I live in Ohio. I…

then say goodbye to a recently deceased cameraman.

USPS tracking will say your package is stuck in a Utah sorting facility for days,

As a Hornets fan, I’m torn between being sort of glad you didn’t list them and sad because I realized the only reason you didn’t is because you forgot they exist.

Everyone forgets the Hornets exist.

I...I wear pajamas? And I’m not a child so stfu. But in my defense (does this need a defense?) I wear pajama pants and only during the cold months; in the summer it’s just whatever random clean pair of gym shorts I have available. And I only have pjs because my parents insist on getting them for me for Christmas.

I’m betting it was honey whiskey. What a scourge that crap is.

I’m exhausted just reading this.

This is serial killer behavior 

You really need two categories for Bad Local Commercial of the Week:
Lawyer and Non-lawyer.

Probably less, but really: who IS productive anymore?

The greatest QB of all-time is Steve McNair. He got Jeff Fisher to a Super Bowl.

Nothing beats a stone faced 4 year old looking at you and simply saying, “Daddy, your belly is getting really big.”