Yeah the answer is cashews, no discussion

Oh my god. I would have to burn every file he’d ever been near. Also his cubicle. Possibly the entire building.

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

I hate that you have to preface this with “I’m not defending him but...”. What he did was wrong and he deserves some punishment for it, but people seem to get genuinely upset when people place things in context instead of immediately dismiss him as a monster. The bottom line is this kid was drunk, upset and he knocked…

When Monday Night Football was on ABC, it was a thing. It put football up against NBC and CBS prime time shows ON A WEEK NIGHT. Moving it to ESPN removed like 105% of its cache because it is just another sports product on a sports channel on basic cable. I mean, who cares?

I think MNF mattered when you had very little football on TV, and it was maybe even the only game the whole country actually might conceivably have watched at once. This in a time when there were only like three stations everywhere meant that it was culturally centering and relevant. Now that you can put on four…

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!

Any time you care to pass a constitutional amendment that repeals the 2nd, I’ll be happy to listen to you. Until that time, the 2nd amendment is what it is.

it’s overrated garbage that was bad before every tv show felt the need to play if over a sad scene.

All the Tom Hanks stuff? Rad? Gleaming The Cube? North Shore? Stand By Me? Lampoon’s Vacation? All the weird awesome movies happened in the 80's. No way half those movies get made today.

Rory, (bummer on the name by the way) The 1980's is CLEARLY the answer for best decade for movies.

Wyoming is top five prettiest state in the Union.

Fun fact: Dinner and supper are two different things. Dinner is the largest meal of the day, whereas supper is the evening meal. For most of us, this is the same meal, but in ye olde agricultural days, dinner was the meal that you ate in the middle of the day so that you would have energy to finish your work, while…

BBQ, beer, music, to name a few

Old person here with a technical question: why is Vine any different than a GIF (or GIF, as some will pronounce it)? How is a six-second Vine any better than a six-second GIF?

Six Stars: Buffalo (+10) vs. BYE

Are you forgetting Tin Cup, or do you just not like it?  To me, that’s the second best golf movie ever (after Caddyshack, of course) and one of the best sports movies.

There are a lot of things that were impossible to fuck up when you were 10, that would end in an ambulance ride to the hospital if you try to do them on the north side of 30.

I haven’t paid for a pen in decades. I’m a (retired) physician and every pharmaceutical rep always had pens. I had so many pens that when one of my hospitals decided they were going to make nurses bring their own pens to work I opened up a desk drawer and donated over 100 pens to them without making a dent in my…