I don’t think of Garys as plumbers. The Garys I’ve known do something inscrutable in the sales or marketing department. Garys wear an unbuttoned button down shirt and Slates to work, and change into a V-Neck sweater with no shirt when they go out for drinks. Garys have no close friends, but they’ll do in a pinch if…

Consulting. Next question.

Also, this is like the uniform for academics. Jeans and a sport coat. Gives that impression of dressing up, but not really.

Being an adult.

THISSSS!!!!! Sorry, I was triggered when I heard the guy complain about blazer guy at the airport. I’m not even a sharp dresser. I’m basically a t-shirt and jeans guy 95% of the time including work. A blazer is perfect for airport. Everything goes in inside pocket, buttoned, jacket off, then on through the x-ray, then…

I wears a sports coat when flying because I LIKE wearing a sports coat. I’m not the type to “tsk tsk” at the proliferation of yoga pants and board shorts, but, I still subscribe to “look good, feel good” as a matter of general practice.

No, I’m absolutely not. I already called my brother to tell him I wouldn’t be at his Superbowl party.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

This. 1,000 times this. Drew was wrong, though. Ask 1,000 weight lifters the best routine and form and you’ll likely get 1,500 answers.

A good soldier can curse for 15 minutes straight without repeating themselves or being profane.

Username checks out.

Every girl I’ve ever been with can nap on a crowded bus while a jackhammer is running by her head. I once Googled why do women have an easier time sleeping than men only to find out that studies do NOT back that up. I was shocked. Still am.

I am fucking TERRIBLE at napping. I have slept on an airplane maybe once, when I was heavily sedated and extremely tired.

EVERY job in the military requires copious amounts of profanity. I don’t care if you put two GI’s in charge of running a day care center, those fuckers will spew curse words like broken main.

To toilet guy at the end. There’s a valve feeding almost every home toilet coming out of the floor or wall that you can turn to shut off the water. Learn how to work your house!

“When I was in university”

If I am getting $3700 worth of Jura for Christmas, it will be coming from the western isles of Scotland and I will love you forever.

Drew, Drew. A lot of weird things came from the 1980s—the Space Shuttle, “Just Say No,” hair mousse and a version of MTV that had some dignity, but fondue (and tube tops, for that matter) were decidedly 1970s phenomenons.

The Jura coffee maker....my mom has one. She didnt pay $3700 for it but rather $2500....I know...peasants. I wont tell you its worth $2500 but it makes as good a cup of coffee as my $10 french press from World Market.

Hooray, hooray! The annual Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog is finally here! I literally wait all year for this and, as usual, Drew, you did not disappoint.