What is it with people and the word “craft”? Craft beer, handcrafted pizza, craft shops. If I shit into a box and wrote “craft shit” on it white people would buy it AND think it’s awesome. Is it just me being a dick or is my gripe legit?

I recently saw a bottle of salt that was labeled GMO-free, which is pretty amazing considering that this sea salt is an inorganic mineral, which means that label was unnecessary in every possible way.

I’m calling it: ragging on IKEA is officially played out. There are far more insufferable, overpriced furniture stores to rag on.

I just threw up on my fucking shoes.

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

Sock guy: I’ve had the same socks for literally YEARS. The trick is getting a veritable fuckton of black cotton ones. The black doesn’t show the grime as much and if you have a billion pairs you rotate them enough so that one or two pairs don’t get too much wear.

My profession requires that I attend town meetings. The kind of person who shows up for every single one of them voluntarily is far worse than radio callers.

“Have a catch” sounds British.

You got a free Audi for your first car, and you’re complaining? Wow.

Looks like it matches the quarter, but neither match the rest of the car...which means there was damage to both panels, and the guy that fixed it didn’t know he had to blend the panels when he painted it.

Bumpers repainted. Driver’s door and rear door different paint color. Underhood shot suspiciously doesn’t show front end structure. KBB for unhit model is around $3,780. CP! No credit/bad credit/buy-here-pay-here? NP!

You call that an aggressive hood? C’mon Chevy, just go ahead and make it, the time has finally come. Make sure it’s right hand drive, too.

the C7 is overstyled to begin with... but this?! It looks like Mansory got a hold of it!

I’m losing enthusiasm for these horsepower wars.

Camry People: My car is sporty like a Corvette!

Well, that answers the question “Can they make the Corvette uglier?”. Yes, yes they can.

BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

Sorry, but that bumper looks like a bolt on aftermarket piece of shit.

This is an anecdote, but recently some local cop was harassing my (black) brother-in-law-to-be at the local “home days” carnival thing because he accidentally pulled into a closed off street to turn around. He was apparently screaming and being a dick, and 2 other officers came over, grabbed him, pulled him back, and…

35 year old blonde female real estate agent in Orange County?