Still better than Pitbull.

I’m still struggling with the fact that 1994 wasn’t 10 years ago.

Fine.

Hires is available in Canada, but only at liquor stores. I assume they went 100% alcoholic beverages or some alcohol company bought the name to brand their Vodka Root Beer.  Too lazy to look up right now.

This article/ranking/taste test, does not include Barq’s, and is therefore invalid.

Your boundaries are not everyone else’s boundaries.

There is absolutely zero fucking chance that a millionaire who ran in NYC’s upper social circles in the 70's and 80's never did a line, ZERO.

Your name is fucking Sean!!!

But why are you eating chicken with a butter knife? They don’t call it a chicken knife. For main courses, you should use a regular-ass serving knife.

FLORIDA. There’s only one Florida and that’s the mom from Good Times. All the other Floridas are inferior to the immortal Esther Rolle.

Only implied verbal consent!?!?

Jason Pierre Paul says be careful.

Two words.

Dear Dee Snider,

But also, snitches get stitches executed.

Our political system is insanely corrupt...

Canadian here. It might actually be the most unifying issue on the entire continent.

Ahhhh, it’s like that famous passage from the bible; “Love thy neighbour (unless they’re a dirty dumb-ocrat, then burn their house down.)”

It’s already written, it’s called the Elder Scrolls, he just Disney’d it by replacing humanoids with... scalies??  Scalies is the reptile version of furries right?

And of course it’s in Florida.