Exactly. Vaping pot (or *gasp*, nicotine, or drinking)? Yeah, that’s a discussion about young brains and bodies, consequences of what you might do while you’re high, penalties like grounding, loss of privileges, etc.

Something I’d like to see in these sorts of articles someday would be reacting to different kinds of drugs. I would have very different reactions to finding out my hypothetical child was using weed, meth, heroin, etc. etc. etc. Marijuana is bad for children, but I wouldn’t berate them for stupidity like I would if I…

Uh just remember the following assholes have also voiced on The Simpsons:

I feel like there’s a disconnect with a lot of these articles, the general theme is that “we need to stop doing this because low-income groups have less access to cards and are discriminated against” when really it should just be “lets fix the issue with low income groups having less access to cards so they aren’t…

Wal-Mart was Dean’s biggest customer. Then Wal-Mart started selling their own brand of milk.

This is the real story: In the US, farmers tried to independently produce their way out of a price drop. Basic economics dictates that a non-demand driven raise in supply predictably further lowers prices. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. In Canada (socialism, gasp!) protects farmers through a dairy quota system that…

I fucking love sugary fatty milk in my sugar coated breakfast shapes. 

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

I’ll have my daily glasses of milk, thank you. But then I’m Dutch and it is probably a cultural thing.

Can we call “nut milks” what they really are, which is just “nut juice?” Let’s see them have fun trying to market that!

Trevor Cadbury was unavailable for comment. 

He died the way he lived: In a hole.

These seems, oh, 30 years out of date. I know some people who believed it when the Seinfeld toy episode aired, but I don’t think there is a large cohort of people who believe that tryptophan in turkey actually puts someone to sleep.

You can blame Turkey for a lot things, like the Armenian Genocide and the attempted Kurdish Genocide.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.  

I’m in the “just include it” boat. WB does a good job with their old cartoons. They include a disclaimer out in out saying that shit is racist. In media, I think that a disclaimer is appropriate. 

Well, folks: there’s always Peter Pan!

They’d probably prefer a 4x3.