C’mon now, he doesn’t wanna alienate the ginger vote.

As long as they don’t end up being country music fans. I’ll tolerate pretty much anything. Unfortunately we’ve move to a fairly rural area last year, and the likelihood increased exponentially.

And here I was thinking the passage of time is a constant.

Twins are one month old today.

Fair point.

I think any other president under this kind of legitimate scrutiny might take the easy way out, and fake a medical or mental condition to resign, or temporarily remove himself from the presidency (I dunno, can they do that? Like when Underwood got shot on House of Cards?).

Most American cars start getting unreliable just over 100K.

Coups, Ranked:

Dear fellow Canadians and Hockey fans of other Nationalities,

I’d like to say it seems he’s learned everything he knows from Looney Tunes cartoons, but that would suggest he learned something.

Listen, it’s pretty good considering it’s written by manatees.

Never dropped a mate, but I’ve definitely incorporated “G’Day”.

Chief can be dangerous around certain reservation type areas.

In addition, who can’t fall in love with a murderers’ row like Wendle-Meadows-d’Arnaud-Choi-Garcia-Lowe-Duffy-Kiermaier-Adames? We’ll wait while you check all those names on Baseball Reference.

Worse comedians than he was have made comebacks.

I’m still trying to figure out why Bob Seger thinks he plays Rock n’ Roll music.

Oh really?

I totally heard that in Ron Howard’s voice, and it was awesome.

I’m already cringing at this.

CBS’s next generic sitcom/murder mystery will in fact be a sitcom/murder mystery/reality show.