Pffft, gimme a challenge, the verses in Pennyroyal are really short:

...but it’s just as easy to say “The actor who played [iconic character]” if you don’t know the person’s name.

Nope, I just don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff. Same with band members. There’s bands I’ve been listening to for 30 years that I couldn’t name a single member of.

Ehhhhh, gracefully might be generous... Hamill came out the other side ok due to the current Star Wars reboot, but he was kind of a washed up sketch bag for 3 decades after RoTJ.

Dude, that guy’s name is not Die Hard, it’s John McClane. A little respect please.

90% of the world is still catching up on less fat = more sugar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I disagree with his terminology, but his sentiment is bang on.

Counterpoint: Why the hell should I waste the mental effort to remember the real names of any actors and actresses?

Same asshole:

Faeries. Cockpit. Shove...

Kirk Cousins really was their perfect QB, it’s a shame about the break-up.

Does seem unlikely, but the Chiefs are on Line 1...

The Patriots’ ret-con is strong.

Dude, this is Deadspin, you hurt the feelings of Devon White and the ghost of Reggie White.

I’m trying to find the clip, pretty sure it’s NFL films, of Brett Favre talking to someone on the field, incredulous that his records don’t count his playoff totals, the quote is good.

My Mom is a super-awesome lady, and generally all around good person. However...

We are happy to hear you are pleased with the design of Fox News Femmebot #4598's exterior trim packages.

Shoulda got a referral from his buddy Bobby Two-Strokes.