I work at a refinery, this is a bad take. A site of that size probably has 100+ operators on the clock at any given time, who at the very least would be doing basic rounds, checks, and tasks out in the units at fairly regular intervals. They can get to safety given ample warning time, but if you’re in the wrong place…

Occasions that Trump has tipped a caddy, ranked:

It’s hard to make arguments that aren’t disingenuous when that’s the only way your brain works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Don’t make me sic my wrestlers on you.

At least Simmons and Co. are excited about it!

You gotta start somewhere.  It’s only a matter of time before the city people outnumber the country people.

I humbly suggest my method of replacing all news with a Instagram feed of nothing but bikini models.

It’s a reflection of the current cap climate in the NHL that actually punishes teams that draft and develop well. It used to be you didn’t have to blow up the team for cap reasons until you actually won something (see; Blackhawks, Chicago), and you were overpaying championship calibre players, but with these young…

Late 90's/Early 00's Conan was possibly the best late night show ever.

Counterpoint: The NHL record for the 3 fastest consecutive goals is 21 seconds.

At least we know where he developed his penchant for racist caricatures of Asian people.

This is the only news I’ve heard that makes sense since late 2016.

Our Lady Peace sure did make a nice career out of re-hashing the Smashing Pumpkins first three albums for two decades.

Bands that could be Nirvana, ranked:

I prefer to believe Gardner Minshew’s grandmother doesn’t even know who Gardner Minshew is.

+ -10 years since white people made any relevant music

Right? Like for someone to be identified as “First Lord of the Treasury”, someone would actually have to program that result as a possibility.

Don’t forget Gardner Minshew!

Pictured above, more on field action than the USMNT has seen in the World Cup since 2014.

I’ll allow this.