Dude, that guy’s name is not Die Hard, it’s John McClane. A little respect please.

90% of the world is still catching up on less fat = more sugar. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I disagree with his terminology, but his sentiment is bang on.

Counterpoint: Why the hell should I waste the mental effort to remember the real names of any actors and actresses?

Same asshole:

Faeries. Cockpit. Shove...

Kirk Cousins really was their perfect QB, it’s a shame about the break-up.

Does seem unlikely, but the Chiefs are on Line 1...

The Patriots’ ret-con is strong.

Dude, this is Deadspin, you hurt the feelings of Devon White and the ghost of Reggie White.

I’m trying to find the clip, pretty sure it’s NFL films, of Brett Favre talking to someone on the field, incredulous that his records don’t count his playoff totals, the quote is good.

My Mom is a super-awesome lady, and generally all around good person. However...

We are happy to hear you are pleased with the design of Fox News Femmebot #4598's exterior trim packages.

Shoulda got a referral from his buddy Bobby Two-Strokes.

I work at a refinery, this is a bad take. A site of that size probably has 100+ operators on the clock at any given time, who at the very least would be doing basic rounds, checks, and tasks out in the units at fairly regular intervals. They can get to safety given ample warning time, but if you’re in the wrong place…

Occasions that Trump has tipped a caddy, ranked:

It’s hard to make arguments that aren’t disingenuous when that’s the only way your brain works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Don’t make me sic my wrestlers on you.