At least Simmons and Co. are excited about it!

You gotta start somewhere.  It’s only a matter of time before the city people outnumber the country people.

I humbly suggest my method of replacing all news with a Instagram feed of nothing but bikini models.

It’s a reflection of the current cap climate in the NHL that actually punishes teams that draft and develop well. It used to be you didn’t have to blow up the team for cap reasons until you actually won something (see; Blackhawks, Chicago), and you were overpaying championship calibre players, but with these young…

Late 90's/Early 00's Conan was possibly the best late night show ever.

Counterpoint: The NHL record for the 3 fastest consecutive goals is 21 seconds.

At least we know where he developed his penchant for racist caricatures of Asian people.

This is the only news I’ve heard that makes sense since late 2016.

Our Lady Peace sure did make a nice career out of re-hashing the Smashing Pumpkins first three albums for two decades.

Bands that could be Nirvana, ranked:

I prefer to believe Gardner Minshew’s grandmother doesn’t even know who Gardner Minshew is.

+ -10 years since white people made any relevant music

Right? Like for someone to be identified as “First Lord of the Treasury”, someone would actually have to program that result as a possibility.

Don’t forget Gardner Minshew!

Pictured above, more on field action than the USMNT has seen in the World Cup since 2014.

I’ll allow this.

+1 Jon Gruden:Ronde Barber

Everyone knows green lights are better for the environment than other colours.  They’re just basking in their own smug.

Holy shit I’ve seen this so many times. When boarding a plane I make a conscious effort to take my backpack off and carry it in front of me down the aisle. It never fails that I’ll see someone who doesn’t on the same flight, and smash the person across the aisle as they turn to get in their seat or access the…

I’m sorry. Are you suggesting that a steady diet of McDonalds and PF Chang’s isn’t the ticket to good gastrointestinal health?