In other related news, something Jerry Lee Lewis, something Tennessee, something about cousin brides....

Weird flex but ok.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I have quite the opposite relationship with Wal-Mart.

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Gentildouche,

To be fair you could actually get alcohol poisoning and die from an excess White Claw, while over-vaping would just make you really paranoid and then sleepy.

*head down at desk furiously scribbling notes*

Hey if That 70's Show taught us anything, its that pre-scripted sick burns can still burn.

I don’t know exactly why, but this is one of my favorite Kinja threads ever, and its all thanks to RBC!!

It’s the same as it ever was for me in terms of “excitement”. Regular season baseball is for having on in the background while I do something more interesting. The playoffs are going to be as intriguing as ever and no will care if there are less singles and doubles.

Ah yes, the ultimate human test: ridding ourselves of emotions in order to more ruthlessly pursue our ambitions, untouched and unencumbered by the pain and terror we leave in our wake.

Blasphemy.

This. I enjoy the vast majority of vegetables raw better than cooked, and I can only assume it comes from my mother and grandmother serving me vegetables boiled to the consistency of pudding as a child.

I firmly maintain that kids should have to grow up with the internet like 80's babies did. You’re 10, you get early 90's dial-up internet and AOL on a desktop. 13th birthday, maybe early cable “high speed” internet and some funny flash videos. Turn 16, you get Napster and ICQ, and so on.

+1 Big-O

...that symbolizes what America is truly about...

They’ve been trying really hard to make MS-13 the “Mexican Terrorists” for awhile now.

To be fair his actions are only slightly worse than watching a church service on an iPad.

That patch is like making your phone background a pic of your ex-gf who cheated on you with the entire basketball team and sent you the video.

5 million bucks that the Steelers knew about this...