Cool, always nice to see a Russian on this site who isn’t a bot.

Yeah this, in elementary and middle school I absolutely remember still having free time about equivalent to a whole extra recess after we were done eating, and in high school we had a full hour lunch break.

Any dairy that hasn’t converted to the spout style milk cartons, are sadistic mf’ers.

The most disturbing part of this is Beau’s Mom watching Fox News.

Shit, he must be white.

They may have actually saved themselves some jail time by putting “Gun” in quotations...

That frankensandwich should be required to come with a miniature American flag on top.

I love Jay-Z’s music, no question.

I always thought the was part of the rule for intentional grounding as well, but apparently you just have to sling it in someone’s general direction, which is kinda dumb. It’s not like they’re reduce the QB’s ability to throw the ball away to avoid a sack at this point though.

Wednesday November 4th: Debut of “Trump Lion News” channel.

Wait.. that’s not Chad Henne?

See; California, Oregon, Washington State, and British Columbia, for the Chinese version.

Diagnostics have shown Fox News Femmebot #53678-G is functioning exactly as intended.

Let’s also just throw in for good measure that the Orioles have won 5 total playoff games since 1997, and those were 3 of them.

Uncle Ruckus would not be impressed.

19 years ago called, they want their joke back.

This is my issue with this. It’s obviously a publicity stunt.

It’s not really a big deal now because those same kids were at home posing on Instagram with their 15 year old sister who has her bikini halfway up her asshole long before they visited Vegas.

Giving dogs people names is pretty funny though.

Took me a second there...