I mean, if you’ve missed the entire point and equate that being of the Jewish faith means you have to support Israel, then sure, “The Squad” saying that if you’re a minority, then you have to speak out about the issues that affect you as minority, is equivalent.

Trump can only process people in terms of their appearance. Ivanka is still as Aryan as she ever was, she just goes to Temple occassionally and is married to a guy who does too. I 100% guarantee “Jewish”, and “A Jew”, are two entirely different things to him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  He would never say he was the least anything, he’d be the most antiantisemitic.

People who can’t figure out that every GUI of every single piece of software ever made is just a series of menus presented in different visual layouts blow my mind.

The argument that up and coming players will be “trained” to hit through the shift, or be more practiced at it because they’ve facing it their whole lives, always falls flat at the point when you look at what is incentivized for professional baseball players. Singles, doubles, and stolen bases, and even largely now…

Cat Skills: A+

I don’t get the Orioles hate. They had the best record over five seasons this decade.

Is there some East Coast pact where-by every cheap shitty beer must be referred to as “Natty _______”?

You mean the mediocre shortstop who created his own baseball video game in the 90's so that he could be the highest rated player? That guy might be an asshole? I dunno...

Lucky for Lamar Jackson he doesn’t have the generational talent of Nathan Peterman breathing down his neck.

This literally made me hungry.

No one above the age of 20 knows who the hell Billie Eilish is

...“Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X. I don’t care how overplayed you think this song is—it would kill at an Elizabeth Warren campaign stop! Warren walking out to the line, “Can’t nobody tell me nothin’ (You can’t tell me nothin’)”? Iconique!

This is how you troll sir.  Tongue firmly in cheek.  Keep up the good work?

Nerds show up for the midnight premiere of “insert movie here”.

You explain good.

Not to mention, the 49'ers season was already waaaaaay over in 2017 @ 1-10 when he took the job, so no pressure. And:

American Electorate:
- Bigotry - Meh
- Tanking the Economy - Meh
- International Laughing Stock - Meh
- Obstruction of Justice - Meh
- Twitter - OMG ewwwwwwwww

Oh good we can go to having goals disallowed because a player was a fraction of an inch offside, to having goals allowed because a player was a fraction of an inch onside, that’s way better. (actually.... objectively it is, but you get what I’m saying)