“Siri, set an alarm for 11 minutes from now” IS BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything…

I had a bedbug infestation at my old apartment and let me tell you, it was a fucking traumatizing experience. I do not say that lightly—I legitimately had symptoms of PTSD after dealing with that problem. I couldn’t sleep soundly at night because every seemingly-innocuous itch became a bug crawling on me; I would be…

The tone of this article is very odd.

I’m guilty of abusing “just.” All the time. Every email. Sometimes, I have to go back through and edit emails and take out a bunch of “justs” so that there are only 2 or 3 left. I’m conscious of it, and I hate it, but it’s totally ingrained. I feel like a total raging bitch if I don’t use it.

Not a word was spoken, yet much was understood.

The best map in the world:

The Onion headline:

OH MY GOD. It’s Satan laughing with delight. And that song is about the death of Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper. WAY TO DISHONOR THEIR LEGEND, IDIOT.

I found footage of Jia writing this article.

It’s quite possible that some of these traits carry a kind of sensual or even sexual connotation to men responding and they just kind of reflexively weigh those traits less in their daughters than wives because it’s uncomfortable to think about on a subconscious level.(?)

You can statistically represent the entire US with with a 1100-person sample (with a sampling error of ±4 percentage points at the 95% confidence level*). If you are only sampling heterosexual adult males, 800 people is oversampling (ed. good enough).

I love LARPing and I would never wear this Gunny Sax-esque frothy nightmare.

I hate the “women are emotionally intelligent” line because it freaking hurts me that every takes it as fact, hell means it as a compliment to all women! I am not emotionally intelligent. If someone does not verbalize what they want, I do not know it. I have issues with tone and expression. Passive aggressive hints…

I can only conclude that the employees of the Audubon Society sit around amping themselves up with raptor-screech sound effects.

“Oh no, people filmed themselves having sex at the place where I was trying to take my kids to a festive kiddie fertility ritual!”

YNGWIE MEOWMSTEIN CONCURS.

Whatever, Jezzies gonna come for me but.

These people really shouldn't have access to all these entitlements. They are really just leeches taking advantage of the system. I mean sure it's a limited term but the healthcare, cheap or free housing, free meals, free transportation, and not to mention of the books kickbacks from corporations or private interests…