At this point I thought “ Yeah I would vote Donald Trump if I was American and Republican.” Then I stopped myself and started looking up DIY lobotomies on youtube.

REMEMBER THE WEST WING WHEN THAT CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE WOMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT “NEW YORK SENSE OF HUMOR” AND SHE REALLY MEANT “JEWISH SENSE OF HUMOR”

Does anyone else have a photo album that is full of nothing but cat buttholes, or is that just me?

I would like to take this moment to remember the best restaurant review of all time.

Hahaha. The peace symbol Sith. Make love, not Force lightning.

I don’t know. You don’t see the parallels between Lucas/Abrams, and Skywalker/Ren?

This. J J Abrams is the cool new foster dad.

We’ve known that from the beginning, but I don't think George did. His ex-wife was a big part of the reason those movies are bearable.

“They wanted to make a movie that was critically acclaimed. I don’t like that.”

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

I think that they mean 30% of female Republican Primary Voters, and 46% of Republican Primary Voters, and not 30% and 46% of Trump’s supports are female/male respectively.

Are we sure that poll isn’t meant to represent Trump’s support within the two groups, e.g. 46% of men and 30% of women support Trump? Rather than 46% of his support is male and 30% female and 24% roaches.

I wish we were governed by the characters of that show, quite frankly.

Anyone else wish they could watch this whole thing go down behind the scenes West Wing style?

Um....

I was laughing at the idea that you wrote this out, because I thought that was the joke. Now I’m reading the responses to your post and now I’m not sure. WHAT IS HAPPENING

The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

I save the money and just workout within earshot of him

I am Mexican. I for random reasons have documents. But I have many relatives and friends who are EXACTLY like me in every possible measure but have no documents. I do not consider myself any different from an undocumented Mexican but I can and will vote and I will make sure that me and my kids NEVER forget this. For…

Those aren’t drumsticks. That’s part of the wing. They just have the same shape as drumsticks.