Maybe it’s cheaper in bulk?

I think maybe the logical conclusion is that the only reason that one woman can hate another is their relative hotness. Hence the jump from “my wife hates her” to “is she hot”. That’s my theory anyway. It doesn’t make the exchange any better though.

Hey, this sounds great! Nothing gets me pumped for the next set of squats like anger at batshit rightwing insanity. If I didn’t hate going to gyms I’d totally try this guy out.

Heh. I stage managed a production of Titus in college. My favorite part was the audible gasp that the audience emitted during every performace at the moment that Lavinia opened her mouth and all the blood spilled out.

Oooh, is it Titus Andronicus?

OMG, what kind of dog is that?! My puppy looks almost exactly like this, and we have no idea what mix of breeds he is.

I had a very similar experience when my cat got fleas five years ago. The PTSD thing is no joke. To this day I freak out whenever I get an itchy bite whose source I can’t identify.

No, no such luck.

It’s also the anniversary of Lawrence v Texas, which overturned sodomy laws

Ok, this makes me super curious: did you go to MIT? And did the professor’s son start in 2004?

Well, what you're describing is criminal behavior. If you got the police involved they could subpoena Snapchat for the account information on these idiots, and they can be prosecuted.

But the girls in those stories were also 12. If age is an excuse for social cluelessness on the part of the boys, then surely it should be an excuse for the boys as well.

"What part of "testing blood costs money" and the concept of "cost-benefit analysis" do you not understand?"

Yeah, reading the part where the administrator suggested Grace not go to school the rest of the semester I was just thinking, how is this not a clear Title IX violation?

Yeah, I also think this is easily a technical database problem and that 11,000 transactions is actually a pretty small number for a nation-wide chain like CVS.

Actually, they say that they didn't account for price, not that they couldn't. I'm very curious about that. If you can ask people how many guests they had at their wedding you can also easily ask how much the wedding cost and what the couple's annual income is.