halfrida2
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halfrida2

Hey letter writer, you’re really missing out. As an Amurican, I like to think of my interactions with my server as a chance to indulge in pointless sloganeering, performative chumminess, and casual (but definitely hypothetical) gun violence.

Is this guy building a ship in a bottle or trying to comprehend the plot of Mullholand Drive at his table or something? What are you doing that is so intrinsically focused that a server checking in is shattering your peace? You’re in a different culture, if we come to your country we would be seen as rude Americans if

this is very good!

Or the sisters have a mutual appreciation of humor.

Heck, my adopted-fam-sister would do this and I would be freakin’ DELIGHTED. OOoooh maybe I can get her to be the Maid of Honor in a goth rock assemble.

Y’all just can’t conceive of people who see weddings as big events to celebrate stuff and maybe sometimes poke fun

Eh, it wouldn’t have bothered me at all really, but that’s my personality. I’d have a hard time saying vows between laughs, and my husband would be cry laughing wishing he thought of it first, but bothered? Nope. And I’m envious of the pictures. I hope they did some of the Dino chasing them. But, if I had done it to

Maybe she’s the kind of sister who doesn’t want all the attention and is fine with her sister playing that role in the family, like myself. Not everyone has the Bridezilla attitude of “It’s MYYYYYY SPECIAL DAYYYY AND NO ONE GETS ATTENTION BUT MEEEEEEEE!” A lot of women have that need and act terribly because of it.

Yes! Everything about this depends on whether the bride and groom would like it or not. And they did. The sister didn’t just get lucky, she knew this was something her sister would enjoy. Which is the best sibling relationship you could ever have.

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

Weddings are absolutely ridiculous. I appreciate it’s someone taking the piss out of them. My sister would know what I was doing and tell me if I could or couldn’t. As for my friends, they know the type of person I am and cannot be trusted with this kind of freedom. 

As a server at a small family-owned restaurant, I was asked into the kitchen regularly and given new dishes to sample and give feedback on. This did not count as a “meal”; it was considered ... part of my job, I guess?

Anyway, my “meal” was whatever I wanted to eat, whenever I wanted to eat it, as long as it was not in

I do not think she’s running, I do think she is enjoying twitter, or has a really good social media person.

Normally, this is where I chime in with the undrafted free agent team in the comments.

It’s cheaper and no stupider than craft beers and it lets you get a buzz on. What’s to understand.

So - here’s a quick story (my own): I was raped 29 years ago. I was 24, living on my own for the first time (I’d just broken up with an emotionally abusive b/f) and this guy shoved his way into my home and raped me. For many reasons (I was young, I was traumatized, I moved and didn’t go anywhere near that city for

It may be on the menu, albeit in small print. The one star Michelin we had brunch at yesterday (Roister) adds 20% gratuity and it is on the menu in the lower left hand corner. There is a bib gourmand place (Daisies) that i think adds a 4% charge so they can purchase group health for the employees. I’m pretty sure that

1. I can’t control this.

A lopt of us are on a budget, and the only way we can afford to eat out AND tip 25% is to stretch that dinner into 2 meals. I very often attack my plate with “What part of this meal will be best tomorrow” in my mind, deciding to eat the fish filet on the seafood platter before the shrimp, that will then get a second

HAVE A STAR. I have no aversion to the word “moist”. I made a lemon cream cheese bundt cake and was telling someone that even though you couldn’t really *taste* the entire brick of cream cheese that was in the cake, it really helped keep the crumb moist, and they lost their mind and couldn’t finish their slice.

As a school social worker who gets pissed when confused for a guidance counselor, I can confirm they suck ass and could easily be replaced by a computer.