This is Phyllis. We are fostering her. She’s the toilet cat for now.

She says thank you and that she’s sure you also have a charming face (sorry, any excuse to post pictures of my cat!).

Been a while since I posted on Jez, but cats are always sure to bring me back.

That scar’s a warning that she’s the baddest kitty on the block, man.

Awwwww, he reminds me of my cat

Junior is doesn’t have any scars, but he did have radiation due to a large growth in his thyroid. It cost a lot of money, and we had to store 2 weeks of radioactive waste and litter on my deck for 80 days, but it was worth it.

My pussy is gorgeous.

My darling Remi had to nearly all of his teeth removed after adoption due to an autoimmune disease that caused his mouth to reject his teeth. Now he’s our soft-mouthed, three-fanged lil mouse killer and the sweetest boy on the block.

My girl has a crooked mouth. The shelter that we adopted her from found her with injuries to her face, including a broken jaw and necrotic tissue in her mouth. They did surgery and fixed her up as best they could but her little mouf will never be quite right. I think it just adds to her outrageous cuteness.

We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

When I read the headline, I thought that was gonna happen. I got excited. Now Im sad and eating combos.

I got super excited by the headline thinking it was a record company issue with Chapman having a new record out at the same time or something. Very disappoint. 

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

I’m always amazed and borderline impressed by the fascist dystopian vibe they’re able to effortlessly convey in official WH photos.

Well, the Kung Fu was at the front of my brain since I just had some Shaw and Golden Harvest flicks show up the day before. Horror is a perfectly acceptable alternative, along with 80's action, Spaghetti Westerns and any number of sub-genres.

My dad refused to take off my training wheels, so I did it myself.  He admits that when he saw me dragging his toolbox to the driveway he wasn't sure if he was supposed to punish me for not listening and taking his tools or applaud my initiative.   35 years later it is still a favorite story for both of us.

Not a bad credo for life, I would say.

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

I loved that character! She terrorized everybody!

made appearances on TV shows like The Golden Girls