How about, anyone who *isn’t* reunited on time automatically gets a green card?

If I’m going opening weekend, then I’m going with my kid, so we’re going to the earliest showing, which for some reason at my local theater is still noon, but it’s less likely to be anywhere close to sold out. 

I really want to believe that President Trump has an enormous heart. Nothing would make me happier than to hear that it’s true.

Antar Davidson, proud ex-shelter worker.

HOW YOU CAN HELP.

I will definitely watch it on HBO, but I am not putting my box office $$ toward a movie starring him.

I’m still upset that he hasn’t been recast in the Fantastic Beasts movies. Colin Farrell > Johnny Depp any day of the week.

What on earth?? Thank you for this, this is a wonderful fact to have rattling around in my brain.

And suddenly, life is worth living again. Just like that.

Holy crap, I had NO idea. I love candy so much — way more than any nearly 40-year-old should. I have my eye on their nostalgic candy box, even though I can get twice as much candy (with some Razzles and Big League Chew tossed in) at my local Mast General Store for $50...but Mast General isn’t co-owned by Kunu and…

You’ve done the world a great service.

I like candy.

I also thought of Pacific Heights when I read the article! Guess that as a tenant, he didn’t quite qualify. But man.

Right? Like, people like to ignore the benefits of indoor plumbing, but it’s really such a tectonic shift in terms of both quality of life and hygiene on a societal level.

Having spent time at several music festivals, I choose indoor plumbing every time.

Yeah, I was worried it would come down to pets vs. indoor plumbing and make me actually make a hard choice.

Hey folks, quick reminder: the #1 cause of death during the Civil War was dysentery. Indoor plumbing is one of the greatest (re)inventions since the industrial revolution.

110% agreed to the max. I like being able to go to outside and sit against a tree without wondering if my neighbor literally shat on it yesterday.

I mean, people have had literally hundreds of thousands of years to come up with an alternative, and we didn’t. What we did do, though, was get various fun maladies like cholera and dysentery and giardia and a bunch of other wonderful ways to shit yourself to death.

I mean, I like the benefits to hygiene that come with indoor plumbing, which I am interpreting to mean both the actual plumbing in one’s house (and hospitals, and dentist’s offices) and the infrastructure that supports it (water treatment facilities, etc.). I really cannot stress how much of an improvement in people’s…