Lucky! Our marching band was small, so the band director would not let you participate in wind ensemble or try out for district/regional/state band unless you were also in marching bad. I probably could have gotten out of it because I have spina bifida and marching was hard on me, but I didn’t want the (perpetually…

Cannibalism could give you prion disease. Good grief people have none of you watched X-Files?!

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.

Ha! Anytime my son is being a little shit (as toddlers can be), I tell my husband that he must get those genes from his real dad.

That’s pretty common, actually, for kids to favor their fathers when they’re younger. Some anthropologists believe that offspring will take after their father in the first years of life, as a way for the father to know that this is their child and to increase their bond.* Then later in life, the mother’s features sort…

A great dupe for black unicorn is Nyx’s Cosmic Metal in Ultraviolet. I am buying obsessed/ Reddit obsessed so I always know a good dupe. Also review Viseart Dark Mattes palette . The only palette a black girl would ever need!

I loved “Wrinkle.” It’s different from the book, and yeah, it has some problems, but it is magical in its own way. (I was disappointed that Aunt Beast didn’t show up, simply because I wanted to see how they’d depict her.) My niece is biracial and Meg-like in many ways, and is about the same age as Storm Reid. I kept…

NetFlix and Amazon Prime are pretty good at this. My husband and I share a subscription and he’s like you, so all kinds of stuff I have no interest in pops up but would be perfect for him. I get back at him by firing up stuff like “Love, Actually” and “Bridget Jones’s Baby” (and not watching it.) Do you know how many…

A McDonald’s cheeseburger is definitely one of those completely unique tastes that is unlike anything else. I can’t recall the last time I had one, but damn sometimes those cravings...

For the love of god, please dont share details. If it was any other information then id be like hell yeah spill the tea on his taxes or his collusion with Russia or his obstruction of justice. But we are talking about his sex. For the love of god I don’t wanna know what his dick looks like or what his cum tastes like…

I used to work with someone who had been an engineer at a meat processing plant that provided Taco Bell with their protein. The stuff Taco Bell serves (at least 15 years ago) contains no meat.

Maybe the nostalgia is why I still go to McDonald’s and regret it about half way through my meal, and I always want a double cheeseburger on a road trip. Not to mention that it’s all sugar and fat, so despite the million calories I just ate, I’m hungry again in an hour. My kids hate fast food except for Chickfila and…

*Tucks you in, brings ginger ale*

I love that show! I’m so happy to find someone else who watches it. I keep shouting at my boys to be pants on gods but they aren’t quite old enough to watch, So they don’t get it.

Goddamn he makes bad tattoo decisions.

It is. I check often.

No, it was creepy because of the adults involved. Go watch Open Secret directed by Amy Berg (available on YouTube). It’s laid out in sickening detail.

They did not serve her a Caesar salad. I don’t know what garbage they gave her, but there is no universe where a Caesar salad has poppy seed dressing and kale. If in fact that restaurant wants to call that a Caesar salad they should be closed immediately.

I definitely understand bringing appliances to the office. We’ve got toasters, two keurigs and a panini maker!

No. They are amazing and it sounds like maybe yours just sucks. Try a new model!