My spouse broke a $5,000 piece of equipment when he had just started a job (he worked there for another 10 years). To make him feel better, his boss told him how he had completely screwed up multiple pieces of equipment each worth ten times that. To make you feel better, I am passing that on. Mistakes happen.

Hey! I spent my day cleaning too! It also is an excellent diversion from shit that upsets me. *high fives*

As a non-technical human I have no earthly idea what you’re talking about while simultaneously knowing exactly what you mean. I break shit in novel ways ALLLLL THE TIME. It’s okay. I am always very careful to know the actual names of my IT humans, their birthdays and snack preferences. And then bribe them accordingly.…

If your boss truly is not blaming you for anything....fuck it. Shit happens and sometimes you just happen to be there when it does. Just make sure the IT people don’t make you a scapegoat. My guess is they know they fucked up somewhere so CYA best as you can.

Martha Stewart was recently on Katie Couric’s podcast and made it suuuuuper clear that she hates Trump and they have beef from the Apprentice (IIRC he convinced her to come on as if it would be her show and then he took over).

See, now I KNOW Masterson did some shit. I thought it likely before but now, I totally believe it. Because agencies can get dirt and hear stuff that others won’t. They may have heard enough rumors or reliable stuff (that isn’t necessarily something you can use in a court) that they’re, like, “He’s not making us nearly…

NO. NO NO NO DO NOT BUY THESE VILE THINGS. DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

I don’t even think the potheads will want this, California.

Love croissants, hate all seafood. This unspeakable abomination can descend back into hell from whence it came.

I remember that! Everybody thought it was so funny and that the authorities were over reacting.

Beauty and Figure skating thread

That’s like the day Harrison Ford was trending right after the Weinstein story broke and I was terrified for a moment. Ends up, he helped a woman who had been in a car accident or something. I’m barely over the fact that he slept with Carrie Fisher during Star Wars. I couldn’t accept a lifetime of harassment from Han…

Do NOT besmirch the name of Snuffalupagus.

If you are a regularly punctual person, someone will notice. I was 15 min late for a hair appointment once (bc I wrote down the wrong time), and they called to make sure I was ok. Because I’m *never* late.

Funny you think they don’t know how to get in.

I have worried about a slight variation of this, that my cats will starve because my corpse doesn’t come in chicken gravy. The younger one would be okay, but the older one really doesn’t associate a substance with food unless it comes in a Friskies can.

Sam Smith and Michael Flynn are definitely a couple

This. Trumpies only speak and/or argue in “what about”-isms.

Side note: WTF was up with El Camino Christmas?!?!?! I was expecting a quirky, cute Christmas story with such a funny cast, and it was NOT.

John McClane wasn’t exactly “Action Star Bruce Willis” either. As far as I can tell, he’d only done a couple of comedies prior to Die Hard. The lead should be a relative unknown too.