Some friends and I got another girlfriend a vibrator for Christmas when we were in our 20s. She said she’d never had an orgasm alone and only could once-in-a-great-while with her boyfriends over the years. She seemed slightly embarrassed, kind of excited, but also kind of disappointed that we didn’t get her a “better”…

That explains a lot. Bellevue is everything that is wrong with Seattle.

Exactly, please do not describe Bellevue as “Seattle”, Seattle may be losing its soul but at least it had one to begin with.

YESSSS Besame!! I love Red Velvet, and Besame lipsticks (I mean everything they make is beautiful) but the lipsticks I ADORE THEM.

Beauty thread

This is what dog people never understand. Cats will consistently be assholes. It’s a source of stability. And, on occasion, they will surprise you being utterly nice out of nowhere (presumably because they’re plotting your death, but still).

Pagliacci is freaking amazing. I went back to Seattle this fall for the first time in a decade, and damn if it wasn’t as good as I had remembered it.

Yes! Though actually making it is so easy, and you get to consume all of those piping hot, dreamy, clarified milk solids which are a pity to toss.

Oh my god, I forgot that you’re allowed to put MORE CRAP on top of it. I can’t wait.

That sounds so good. I made ghee for the first time, a few months ago, and I realised that I could not keep any in the house. IT IS THE BOMB.

Popcorn is wonderful and amazing: garlicky butter, yes; sumaq and/or salt, yes; coconut oil and butter for popping in a pan; yes, yes, yes!

I had a ‘76 Volvo 244DL with a (hand crank-operated) sunroof when I was going to college in Burlington, VT. Winters were generally spent with the heat on medium (240 heaters will roast you right the fuck out of the car), sunroof open. Warmth AND fresh air is tough combo to beat.

HOLY FUCK

Holy shit, networks just called it for Doug Jones...

Please, please for the love of brie and a fine wine, no one bring out Jorni. This commenter has multiple burners that star and respond to their posts in an effort to try and bait an approved commenter to ungrey them. Then they go to all hell.

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I am proud to say, “I STAND WITH HALFPASTDRUNKOCLOCK”

This. I live in Seattle and we have lots of conversations about what would be really good high.

And now we know why Bryan Singer is “taking care of an ailing parent”!

Me too! Only one was on the clearance rack but clearance was BOGO 50% so I also got a super cute jacket.