He looks just like one of my family cats who did the exact same thing! Aggressively head butting you while he’s on your lap and occasionally giving you love nips to encourage you to continue petting him (he never learned that tactic usually resulted in the opposite effect). Such a sweet cat though!

He is gorgeous. One of my kitties can get like that too.

Whoa! I can’t even imagine that kind of ecstasy. Interested in writing a 50 Shades of Gray but with kitties? it could be a new genre hit! ;) :D

Haha! Like “Pet me or I’ll F you up?:)

You know nothing about this situation, you just think do. And really your concern trolling is just weird.

This is better than drunk texting! Stoned makeup buying.

Oh, I love Darling Girl - I ordered a Halloween set from them, the colours are wonderful :)

I used to order shit after I’d taken my ambien all the time and not remember it. That got old real quick. And expensive.

An early Christmas surprise at your door. Nothing bad about that:)

Look at her face in that prison photograph, the one where she’s wearing scrubs. How much more information does anybody need to interpret what happened to her in the past? She looks relaxed and happy — in prison! She is still a little haunted around the eyes, but compared to previous photos, she looks a million times…

Happy Birthday! Great gif. I can’t wait to see Jason and Janet get back together. Unless Janet is actually God or another angel as I suspect she may turn out to be. I hope she’s not though, she’s such a great character I can’t wait to see her evolve further. Hey, maybe that’s how she becomes God. They’re all there for…

He was in there using the bathroom. That makes sense.

Ha, that’s EXACTLY what I thought she sang until I looked up the lyrics. Weed, weave, doesn’t matter, nobody should touch that shit.

If you do get an invite, decline because you have plans. Pajamas + snacks + movie = Plans.

I did it for several years out of necessity because I wasn’t near family. I made my own little tradition of a frozen pizza for lunch and Dairy Queen for dinner with an Oreo Blizzard just because it was the only thing in town that was open. Sucked the first year because I had never been alone before and drove around…

Solo Thanksgiving is my jam. Sometimes I go to dear friend’s houses, but never ever do I go to family - TG is my absolute favorite holiday, and I’ll be damned if I spend it with people I don’t like.

I always spend Thanksgiving alone. I’ve declined invitations with the truth - that I prefer to relax by myself that day. So what if people think it’s weird.

I hope you know that THIS random stranger thinks you are on the right track, and that a polite, sincere, empowered “Shucks, Brother, and I hope you have an amazing Thanksgiving. I am celebrating in a way that makes me feel gratitude and adds to my life. Thank you so much for thinking of me!” (...while possibly…

As an introvert, that sounds lovely! I hosted a 25 person friendsgiving today and it was great, but my husband is travelling on Thursday and I was really looking forward to chilling on my own with the cats. I was sort of disappointed when I got invited over to my sister in law’s.

I do Solo Thanksgiving as well because my dad voted for Trump and my mother is an enabler. They are also 150 miles away, which is my official excuse. I usually go on a long hike and pick up sushi and my favorite ice cream afterwards. I have been invited in the past but it was always a very open invite, no pressure.…