Oh, hai, time to revisit the Narcissists’ Prayer! Because this is *textbook*.

I thought I was the only person who still had some from last year! One box each of Trefoils and Thin Mints. I didn’t store them in the freezer, though, so their edibility is a bit questionable. I buy a box of almost every flavor every year even though I’m more of a savory snack fan (that Trader Joe’s Step Up to the…

YES! FURBABY FRIDAY! I don’t have a single maternal bone in my body, and my biological clock is apparently on silent, but show me a baby animal, and I absolutely lose my shit.

I absolutely refuse to sit at home on New Year’s Eve in sweatpants. REFUSE! Team Yoga Pants! My sweatpants don’t get broken out until we start getting ice in the mornings, and we’re still a couple of weeks away from that happening. I’ve got a can of snack mix from Trader Joe’s, a bag of M&Ms, a weed vape pen, and my…

Take it one step further: *All* SAG-member actors go into a lottery — whether they attend or not and even if they didn’t make any movies that year. And even if they’re not famous actors everyone knows. Then the presenter names are randomly drawn, and those people have to drop everything and read the nominees/winners…

How is that photo of a jam-packed Cheesecake Factory any different from it on any other day? Because, seriously, that’s what the one near me looks like every single time I go by it regardless of day or time. I went in one time to pick up a takeout order and got screamed at by some asshole for jumping the line. Uh,…

The people who put together the show provide the recipes, so I would not be surprised to find out his episode is carefully curated to make sure nothing involves eggs. Getting judges with allergies could be a neat way to shine a light on the fact that you don’t need [insert allergen here] to have desserts. I’m not…

Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

There’s a solid horror movie concept for in a movie about an RV called The Toybox, but it sure as hell isn’t this. When I initially saw the title, I was *sure* it was about real-life serial killer David Parker Ray, aka the Toybox Killer, who turned an RV into a torture chamber. That has potential. This? Nope. 

Not to go into many details on the off chance this might dox me, but I took a nephew to see a very dear relative in ICU, and we actually talked to her! Less than two weeks earlier, I got home from work and received a phone call about her that ended with “you should probably get to the hospital as soon as possible…

GASP! What is that last kitty? SO GORGEOUS!

While this is a very heart-warming story I would love to hear more about (especially more photos!), I’m also super fascinated by the part where the reason they were rescued is because their owner SUDDENLY VANISHED. That has got to have an interesting story behind it.

Although I now realize you’re correct, my on-the-verge-of-a-migraine brain initially parsed it as “mulish.” Which would also be appropriate.

Hey, Washington voter! I’ve got a question for you. I noticed some signage last weekend that said something about voting against a lifelong privacy waiver, and it seemed to be a state ballot measure, but I couldn’t figure out what it was about. The gun control thing was the only thing that came up when I tried looking…

YES. Another Oregonian here. And before that, I lived in Washington, where they also have mail-only elections. I don’t think I’ve gone to a polling place since the Clinton era. The only downside is continuing to receive an endless stream of campaign materials after you’ve voted. It’s like seeing Christmas ads in…

I wish I had a gif of my slightly developmentally-delayed cat falling off his cat tree while licking his balls. Because that would be my nomination. 

The brand is giving me serious pause here. Milk? WTF? That price is *way* out of line with the rest of their range, and I do *not* think of them as a brand that would ever align with any musical act of any sort who has been around for longer than their target market has been alive, regardless of genre. Such a weird…

I am in fact inserting these in my mouth right now! They’re like a creamy cup of hot cocoa in M&M form. I’m not a fan of marshmallows in cocoa, but these are delicious. I will probably be buying at least four more bags before they’re gone for the season.

Whoa! They *are* twins, down to that contortion. So adorable! Black kitties are SO GOOFY. Nope, two boys! Edgar (as in Poe) and Oscar (as in Wilde), which I thought was the most original set of names for a black and gray kitty together *ever*. As it turns out, that is apparently *the* most common set of names for a…

Theylovemethismuch.