No clue. This is going to be my first experience with them (well, I did get a duo in a Birchbox a couple of years ago, but that doesn’t count because I couldn’t get the damned thing open to even try). It’s going to be weird for me because I usually use loose shadow, though, so I won’t really know how they go on…

It has Not a Perfume, Sunny Side Up, and Mmmm. I’m intrigued by Sunny Side Up and okay enough with Not a Perfume to be willing to get a trio that includes it, but I absolutely love Mmmm! Which is weird because I normally stay away from both gourmands and perfumes sold at Sephora. The additional funny thing is that the…

Yay, beauty thread! My Sephora order showed up: The Gimme Some Bold Lip set, a Juliette Has a Gun fragrance trio, three lipstick point perks, and one fragrance point perk. I used my $20 VIB code and got all of that for something like $36. I’m okay with spending that money! I love lipstick. Especially minis of Sephora…

Cats will never surprise you by turning out to be assholes because they never try to hide it. Not even as kittens. Their core essence is asshole. It’s like suddenly finding out Andy Dick groped some woman before he vomited on her. The only surprise would be the exact location it happened.

I started to be very very confused why that place would open in Seattle when there are other perfectly fine pizza places. Like Pagliacci (holy hell, I miss their chopped salad). Then I saw what neighborhood: Ballard. And on NW Leary. Oh. Now it makes sense.

I started using it once I realized that you can use higher cooking temps with it than regular butter. And if you don’t want to take the time to make it yourself, Trader Joe’s has it for a reasonable price. I try to keep a jar of it on hand for days like today when I don’t feel like doing everything from scratch.

Okay, your first paragraph just talked me into getting my ass up off the couch and making some popcorn. My secret ingredient: Instead of oil, I use ghee.

Okay, sure, let’s say my brother had gotten his childhood dream of having seven kids. He’s blond and blue-eyed. His sons look like a white supremacist’s wet dream. He is also teaching his sons that you vote in every election, Paul Ryan is a piece of shit, everything the current administration does is an affront to…

I think convincing doctors to do unwarranted procedures qualifies. And after he went into the hospital and got away from her care, he pretty much immediately got better, which tells me she was doing *something* to keep him sick. In these cases, it usually takes a while for details of what that *something* is, so I’m…

If this is anything like the Gypsy Rose Blanchard case, there was a shit ton of doctor shopping and falsification of records. Find the right overworked doctor willing to take you at your word, and you can get just about anything you want. (If you have HBO, the documentary Mommy Dead and Dearest is about the…

I would vote for neither because I’m a Pacific Northwesterner to my core. Kyle MacLachlan all the way.

He’s also involved in a winery in Sonoma. That’s the Dreaming Tree stuff.

This is super weird. I just tried searching for it again. It’s still not coming up for me.

There is something truly delightful about having the heat get pulled over your body and out the window like this. I had a car when I was in college that had a sunroof and a heater that was always stuck on — even in the summer when the AC was running — so this always brings back fond memories, although in that car, you…

Versus:

Yes.

I’m saying they don’t have that movie in their database. Period. At all. As far as the database is concerned, the movie itself doesn’t exist. For anyone. Other movies with him in them do come up with him as the rotten apple, and movies where there are no known rotten apples are coming up, so this is a situation where…

Domestic abuse. For decades. It’s very well-known. He beat one of his wives so hard she blacked out. My mom refused to see any of his movies for years until Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (she never missed a Harrison Ford movie). And here’s a video on the topic:

Your first two words were my first two words when I saw that pop up on my news alert. I’m in shock, but in a good way.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Jeffrey Jones *and* Charlie Sheen) doesn’t come up at all. I don’t mean that it comes back with no reports. I mean the movie isn’t even in their database.