I’m participating in a Halloween Secret Santa-type exchange. Normally, there’s a little chatter leading up to matches, and then there’s a little burst of discussion and plotting, but nothing too wild until about halfway through the exchange. We haven’t even received our matches yet, and people are already going…

I’m really hoping it falls in the slick category of glosses, like Benefit’s Ultra Plush glosses. I love the texture of those.

Yup. I’m honestly expecting it for next fall because this fall is already in progress, so it’s too late for this year, plus companies will want to time it closer to the premiere date for the last season, and I will embrace it because my guess is that there will be lots of duochromes and greens with fire accents — aka…

Surfer wannabe who stole his look from Jim Morrison, thankyouverymuch.

Even aside from her foundation line (seriously impressed with *that* color selection even though I’ll be never wear it since I’ve got my holy grail already), the colors of everything else are definitely what I associate with her everyday look. No products specifically intended as eyeshadow, lots of subtle multi-use…

I despise eggs in all forms (except, for some random reason, my neighbor’s quiche), but, damn, yeah, this article makes me want a frittata.

I’m just annoyed they didn’t include Sasquatch in the group while they were at it.

I’m not sure I actually even voted in that bracket because I’m burned out on zombies but didn’t really give a damn about the other option.

I’m bummed the pizza place here in town that offered edible glitter as a topping closed down. I heard it was legitimately good pizza (never tried it because I live a block from another great pizza place), but there was some sort of blowout with the club it was housed in, so the pizza place closed. And redirected its…

Nothing involving processed “cheese” can be called food. Ever.

Completely coincidentally, I listened to this two-and-a-half-year-old episode of my newest favorite podcast just yesterday:

He once adopted a black kitten (that some dude found in an alley) who he was told he didn’t want because the cat would never love anyone (he wanted the kitten *because* he was told the kitten was a jerk), let his son name her Eye in the Dark, and then became your standard-issue cat dude. This is quite frankly all I…

My mind went in a very different direction: hospitals. Where I live, the biggest HMO is Kaiser. I think both of my nephews were born in a Kaiser facility. So other names in that theme could be Memorial, General, or Good Samaritan.

(WTF, quadruple post? My connectiom is being more of a jerk than I thought)

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

I’m on a true crime kick right now. I’ve been listening to Liar City for a few weeks, and for some reason, I’m binging it this weekend. It just looks at things involving famous lies (Milli Vanilli, Andy Kaufman, Rosie Ruiz) and people accused of lying but who didn’t actually lie (Lindy Chamberlain), and they have an…

Holy shit, those highlighter duos. I didn’t think I would want anything from here since I already have a massive makeup collection and spend most of my Sephora time turning my nose up at things, but I want alllllll of those duos. They would be fantastic for days you just want a hint of color and sparkle on your eyes.

Here, allow me to translate the bit about illegal aliens and the Catholic Church: Mexicans are all Catholic! Therefore, the Catholic Church is filled with nothing but illegal aliens!