I’m also not replying to the douche because douche. I’m also in favor of kids getting used to the idea that they deserve food. But to build on this: I do not buy into the notion that giving kids free lunch will make them think they are entitled to free food. I *do* buy into the notion that kids will end up associating…

And then there’s this little beauty, possibly my favorite Gondry music video and filmed all in one take (okay, so it’s black and white, but OH MY GOD THE STAGING IS BREATHTAKING):

I’m hoping that the kid discovers JD Salinger at an early age. I mean the part where Salinger became a recluse.

That bullshit phrase I refuse to repeat always makes me think of a crow. Those fuckers can only say one thing, and they never, ever shut up. Also, all they do is sit on phone lines and shit *everywhere*.

Holy hell, this trailer made me *tingly* all the way down to my toes. The only thing that is pulling me back from CANNOT WAIT is the knowledge I need to finish my S1/S2 rewatch (about a quarter of the way through!) to sort through my thoughts and theories before S3 starts.

I don’t have any photos handy, but I’ve been wanting to see Takeshi Kaneshiro break into American movies for *years*.

This reminds me of a guy I used to know whose brother researched their family history and had to tell everyone “the good news is that I figured out exactly where in Japan the family came from. The bad news is that we’re Korean.”

He was *fantastic* in Through the Never. I really bought his portrayal of an emotionally dead burnout roadie who took *way* too many drugs before being sent out into Vancouver to get something that didn’t fucking matter because we were only there for the Metallica concert footage. (Seriously, the concert parts were…

The thing is that people are talking about it as if it was absolutely, definitely, officially PG-13. It wasn’t. It was prime time tv during an era where those shows were assumed to be events for the whole family to watch.

Uh, no, it wasn’t. We didn’t even *have* tv ratings in 1990. Those didn’t happen until several years later. Parents at the time assumed that if it was on prime time tv, it was fine for kids.

What does seeing the original It have to do with seeing a PG-13 movie? It was a tv miniseries (on ABC, if I recall correctly) at a time when those sorts of things were usually considered to be more or less the equivalent of PG.

Poltergeist was my first horror movie. I was eleven or twelve at the time. This was back in the days before VCRs were common in my area, so your movie viewing options were usually the theatre or cable, and my parents thought I was too young to watch scary movies, so they wouldn’t take me to see it, and our entire…

Too many to name. I don’t know how many times I’ve wanted to PULL SOMEONE’S SPINE DIRECTLY OUT OF THEIR NOSE, and then I check my calendar, and, whoops, PMS (which, as a side note, my phone just autocorrected to “On my way!”). A friend asked me if I wanted to go see The Hitman’s Bodyguard, and all I wanted to do today…

I knew it was going to be bad, but I was really hoping for an updated spin on Weeds. Something like... An Oregon/Washington/Colorado/etc. retiree discovers her retirement fund doesn’t stretch as much as she expected, so she goes to work in the weed industry because that was her true love in college. Maybe she’s a…

The best part about this is that I remember it originally being sarcastically suggested by a manbaby crying about the women-only Wonder Woman screenings and sayin something like “What, are you going to do a clown-only screening for It?” And the person handling the Alamo Drafthouse social media account said, “Thanks…

Wrong. This is (it gets bonus points because it’s intended to raise awareness of animal shelters. Adopt, don’t shop!):

It’s been rumored that this is one of the reasons Katie Holmes got the fuck out: She didn’t want her baby girl in that batshit, and Suri was nearing the age it was all going to kick into high gear, and she thought the kidlet would end up in Sea Org. And I’m pretty sure that the older kids he adopted with Nicole Kidman…

Hilariously, he does the most authentic impression of a cat in heat/having sex that I have ever heard a human attempt. No, seriously. I am not making this up. I provide this proof:

Ah, Robocop. My mom was 36 when it came out, and she and her friends (all thirtysomething-and-up women) used to take turns picking what movie to go to as a group. Robocop was playing at the discount theatre, and Mom had heard it was pretty good, so that was her pick!

It’s self-care! Seriously. The time I spend on makeup is time spent on *me*. I give zero fucks about looking attractive for men. It’s all about me feeling like “okay, I’ve applied my fighting face, so now I can take on the world.” I have a ton of eyeshadows I wear only at specific times of the year (it’s almost time…