I love the fact that he is an open-secret-style cat lady. He makes no effort to hide it, but no one seems to realize this.

I’m crossing my fingers for Brad Dourif.

The only way I didn’t completely lose it when I had to let my bestest buddy kitty Hunter go was because I was absolutely convinced he would be coming back in the body of another cat. Or at least hand-picking the one he would send my way once he decided it was time for me to have another furball in my life. He’s not…

Whoops, sorry, it’s in Ridgefield, not Vancouver. Ridgefield is just north of Vancouver. Like the next freeway exit after Vancouver when you’re driving north.

A couple of days ago, it was discovered that there’s one on private land in Vancouver, WA. The owners of the land said they wouldn’t take it down, and it’s really well-protected.

Don’t take your eyes off Eric Prince. He’s trying to privatize the Afghanistan war. I don’t think the timing of any of this is coincidental.

There are a few places in my city who put notices up that they were increasing the prices of all menu items by a dollar per item. Not 3%. Just a flat dollar each. So if you got, say, a $3 basket of fries, welp, your fries just got a 33% price increase. And the notices specifically state it’s because they now have to…

The thing that got me was how much of that show happened in daylight. It really pushed it in an unexpected direction for me.

More like a kinder, gentler American Horror Story that doesn’t turn completely batshit and go completely off the rails halfway through the season. And with a completely new cast each time. And without Ryan Murphy’s ego driving the whole production.

I think a big part of the freakout here is that we had historic amounts of snow here this past winter. I was stuck in my apartment for days because my stairs were under half an inch of ice and about eight inches of snow. I’ve lived between Seattle and Portland since 1980. We do not get that much snow here. Ever. I…

I have seen the documentary television series Heroes. Therefore, I am aware that this is when we get our superpowers.

Portland here. We’re about seventeen miles north and basically the main gateway to the state, so we’re seeing lots of preparation for all sorts of reasons. The main tips we’re hearing: Get your car refueled and get your groceries *now*. If possible, go outside the path of the totality for this. If possible, take…

Dear KFC: Please provide this motherfucker with a constant supply of gravy and extra-crispy. Clearly, the only way this creature can be stopped is with a heart attack or stroke since the people who are supposed to take care of this are too busy pulling a Chip Diller.

BRB gotta go brainstorm my dream Ooga Boo eyeshadow. Spoiler: THERE WILL BE GLITTER.

My aunt lived in a city that enjoyed the totality back in 1979, and the one thing she distinctly remembers about it is that all of the wildlife went absolutely silent during the darkness. She’s going out to a friend’s farm for it this time around because it turns out he happens to live in a 100% area rather than her…

I read “dead in his face” as “dead center,” as in perfectly positioned precisely in the middle of his face. He very specifically needs to not be dead so he can be denied any painkillers after the punch.

Hmm. I’ve got a feeling that the last paragraph is going to be key here. It is my understanding that companies have to go after *all* infringement, so I would not be surprised to hear they lost their trademark as a result of this case since they didn’t go after the dog business.

She also signed a bill making personal-use drug possession a misdemeanor instead of a felony!

Damn, I used to have this a few years ago when it was $35/month and thought it was a good deal, but then I stopped going to as many movies as I used to, so it stopped being worth the money and I canceled. I was just thinking the other day about seeing if it was still a thing since I’ve started going to more movies…

Oh, I’m not about to buy it for multiple reasons. I don’t like the Everlasting formula, and I’m not buying anything he has anything to do with. I’m having a hard time deciding whether to continue buying Wet n Wild because they sent their Midnight Mermaid collection to him for review first.