He was *fantastic* in Through the Never. I really bought his portrayal of an emotionally dead burnout roadie who took *way* too many drugs before being sent out into Vancouver to get something that didn’t fucking matter because we were only there for the Metallica concert footage. (Seriously, the concert parts were…

The thing is that people are talking about it as if it was absolutely, definitely, officially PG-13. It wasn’t. It was prime time tv during an era where those shows were assumed to be events for the whole family to watch.

Uh, no, it wasn’t. We didn’t even *have* tv ratings in 1990. Those didn’t happen until several years later. Parents at the time assumed that if it was on prime time tv, it was fine for kids.

What does seeing the original It have to do with seeing a PG-13 movie? It was a tv miniseries (on ABC, if I recall correctly) at a time when those sorts of things were usually considered to be more or less the equivalent of PG.

Too many to name. I don’t know how many times I’ve wanted to PULL SOMEONE’S SPINE DIRECTLY OUT OF THEIR NOSE, and then I check my calendar, and, whoops, PMS (which, as a side note, my phone just autocorrected to “On my way!”). A friend asked me if I wanted to go see The Hitman’s Bodyguard, and all I wanted to do today…

I knew it was going to be bad, but I was really hoping for an updated spin on Weeds. Something like... An Oregon/Washington/Colorado/etc. retiree discovers her retirement fund doesn’t stretch as much as she expected, so she goes to work in the weed industry because that was her true love in college. Maybe she’s a…

The best part about this is that I remember it originally being sarcastically suggested by a manbaby crying about the women-only Wonder Woman screenings and sayin something like “What, are you going to do a clown-only screening for It?” And the person handling the Alamo Drafthouse social media account said, “Thanks…

Wrong. This is (it gets bonus points because it’s intended to raise awareness of animal shelters. Adopt, don’t shop!):

It’s been rumored that this is one of the reasons Katie Holmes got the fuck out: She didn’t want her baby girl in that batshit, and Suri was nearing the age it was all going to kick into high gear, and she thought the kidlet would end up in Sea Org. And I’m pretty sure that the older kids he adopted with Nicole Kidman…

Hilariously, he does the most authentic impression of a cat in heat/having sex that I have ever heard a human attempt. No, seriously. I am not making this up. I provide this proof:

It’s self-care! Seriously. The time I spend on makeup is time spent on *me*. I give zero fucks about looking attractive for men. It’s all about me feeling like “okay, I’ve applied my fighting face, so now I can take on the world.” I have a ton of eyeshadows I wear only at specific times of the year (it’s almost time…

I love the fact that he is an open-secret-style cat lady. He makes no effort to hide it, but no one seems to realize this.

The only way I didn’t completely lose it when I had to let my bestest buddy kitty Hunter go was because I was absolutely convinced he would be coming back in the body of another cat. Or at least hand-picking the one he would send my way once he decided it was time for me to have another furball in my life. He’s not…

Whoops, sorry, it’s in Ridgefield, not Vancouver. Ridgefield is just north of Vancouver. Like the next freeway exit after Vancouver when you’re driving north.

A couple of days ago, it was discovered that there’s one on private land in Vancouver, WA. The owners of the land said they wouldn’t take it down, and it’s really well-protected.

Don’t take your eyes off Eric Prince. He’s trying to privatize the Afghanistan war. I don’t think the timing of any of this is coincidental.

There are a few places in my city who put notices up that they were increasing the prices of all menu items by a dollar per item. Not 3%. Just a flat dollar each. So if you got, say, a $3 basket of fries, welp, your fries just got a 33% price increase. And the notices specifically state it’s because they now have to…

I think a big part of the freakout here is that we had historic amounts of snow here this past winter. I was stuck in my apartment for days because my stairs were under half an inch of ice and about eight inches of snow. I’ve lived between Seattle and Portland since 1980. We do not get that much snow here. Ever. I…

I have seen the documentary television series Heroes. Therefore, I am aware that this is when we get our superpowers.

Portland here. We’re about seventeen miles north and basically the main gateway to the state, so we’re seeing lots of preparation for all sorts of reasons. The main tips we’re hearing: Get your car refueled and get your groceries *now*. If possible, go outside the path of the totality for this. If possible, take…