Ugh, “gals” and “ladies” both bug the hell out of me. The former has already been addressed, so I’ll vent about the latter: “That’s not lady-like!” “Be a nice lady!” Ladies are supposed to be nice, accommodating, conciliatory, cooperative, and always let other people be in charge. And wear skirts and heels, not jeans…

Pretty much, except now I can get my weed from my aunt (or, hell, an actual store, since I live in a place where we have those) instead of from one of those guys.

I was thinking the lady version of this:

22-year-old!me would have totally voted yes as well. Because that would have placed us in 1994, which I think was the peak of this look’s perceived hotness. Then I graduated from college and started working in an office with guys who showered more than once a week.

I find really interesting that chopping up firewood is viewed here as MASCULINE and DAD’S JOB. In my family, yeah, that was my dad’s job, but that’s because it was literally his job. He was a timber cutter, and my family put a huge focus on the importance of going to college so my brother and I didn’t end up being…

The idea of a 45-branded community brings only one word to mind: Hooverville. So there’s that blast from the past to look forward to. And now we know the Great in that campaign slogan refers to the Great Depression! Fanfuckingtastic.

Not off base, unless my phone is also throwing things off. The angle of her chin looks weird to me.

Uh... She’s merely the Emmy-winning lead actress in one of ABC’s biggest hit shows. That’s all.

Believe it or not, Logan. As in the last Wolverine movie. It was *really* interesting to see that storyline unfold at this particular time in our horrors. That should have said “history,” not “horrors,” but in this case, I’m thinking autocorrect knows best.

Fantastic movie, although a major downer. Totally did not expect the whole human trafficking and slavery storyline *at all* even though I was aware the working title was Juarez (that alone should have signaled a lot of this shit for me, but it didn’t). It almost makes me forgive Mangold for the second installment in…

No, I have to use dual-phase eye makeup remover specifically made to remove waterproof makeup. The particular one I use is Kroger’s store brand version of Neutrogena’s oil-free eye makeup remover. I have some miscellar cleansing water for removing waterproof makeup, and it’s good for removing bb cream, and I also use…

My current go-to eyeliner, if you consider ten bucks reasonable: Sephora 12-hour waterproof pencil. It wears on me even better than Urban Decay 24/7 pencils, which used to be my favorite. I can’t justify getting cheaper liners to save money or more expensive ones for splurges because this one is pretty much perfect…

As I used to point out to any friends looking for a low-fat chicken marinade, tequila is fat-free.

I’ve got to get this out of my system now: Today in Let Me Reframe That Plot For You Theatre, I saw a tear-jerking film about a desperate woman who tries to hire a stranger to smuggle a young Mexican girl across the border. The stranger refuses yet still becomes entangled when his past catches up with him. First…

Their logic: Trans people are not honoring God’s decision to place them in a female/male body. Or something like that. “God gave you girl parts, so you are therefore a girl. Period. End of story.” They don’t believe that being trans is a legitimate thing.

I’m pretty sure they’re mixing Narcotics Anonymous with Narconon, which is a mistake that I’m fairly certain $co counted on many, many people making when the cult picked the name Narconon when they created that program.

Narcotics Anonymous or Narconon? They’re two separate and *very* different organizations. NA is modeled on Alcoholics Anonymous. I cannot see them using the purif rundown. Ever. Narconon, on the other hand, is a drug treatment program literally run by $co.

I taught a Russian how to do tequila shots. I’m scared to think about what will happen to me.

I’m fairly certain I’ve actually seen/heard real news stories about how Russia is freaking the fuck out because they did *not* expect this tree rot to win. Their plans revolved about having to delegitimize Hillary, and now they’re trying to figure out how the hell to shore things up in the US a bit because they aren’t…

For the head of the NEA, I’m pretty sure he’s got his eye on the owner of that drive-in that won’t show Beauty and the Beast because LeFou is gay.