I’m so used to being disappointed by everything that I automatically lowered my expectations before reading what actually happened.

I dunno. I was expecting something oopsie daisy accidental and relatively innocuous like taking a corner too quickly and hitting the face with the edge of the cart or something. This was actually kind of satisfying, especially because it turned out that he literally asked for it.

Instead of the bullshit, I watched Boy on Netflix. It’s a Taika Waititi film about being a Michael Jackson-obsessed eleven-year-old kid living in a Maori village in 1984. Not my usual kind of movie, but I enjoyed it! Other than that, lots of Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu over here. As a side note, I made the mistake of…

Plus there’s Archie vs. Predator. Which I will acknowledge isn’t part of their canon, but it still really fucking amuses me that it exists.

I don’t know who that guy was, but this is Brad Falchuk, aka Ryan Murphy’s production partner and co-creator on Glee, American Horror/Crime Story, and Scream Queens. And maybe a few more things I can’t remember.

OTOH:

I was at the first film festival screening (maybe even the world premiere) of the director’s cut. The director and several cast members were there. Midway through the movie, I looked down the row I was sitting in. A few seats away from me, there were a couple of guys in full costume as Donnie and Frank. I thought,…

I think a lot of us are simply not watching it live. I’ll be reading about it tomorrow because I cannot handle his voice or face. It’s not outrage fatigue. It’s self-preservation and a knowledge of how I can best handle this bullshit: The following day, in writing/print, filtered through a heavy dose of snarky…

My plans involve scooping my cats’ litter box and... DOING ANYTHING ELSE. Watch the last episode of Travelers and finally start on Luke Cage, I guess.

I’ve quite honestly assumed this was a widespread theory. It’s just *obvious* to me.

Because they actually *wanted* Pence as president, but they knew he was unelectable. They’re using the orange menace as a sort of scapegoat (not the right word, but it’s the closest I can come up with at the moment) so they can look like heroes when they finally purge him and install Pence because the horror show we…

Dunno about the arrangement of the filled lines, but I did notice that the numbers were wrong, and I wondered if that was significant. For example, one card had a 13 in the O column. 13 belongs in the B column.

Can we just get Kiefer Sutherland to tell him about Kiefer’s maternal grandfather and how he did this cool thing that made everyone like him and name him the greatest person in their country’s history, so go copy that, and everyone will like you? I would be cool with that.

I confess that’s how I ate steak when I was a kid, but I WAS A KID. I later realized that I did it because I don’t actually like the taste of beef, and I used ketchup to drown the flavor of cow.

Deliberate is not an option here. The joke here is about downloading it specifically *to my phone* in light of the above article about Shouty Spice freaking out over everyone’s phones.

Clara Bow! That’s who I was thinking of. But, yeah, definitely with some Louise Brooks, now that you mention it.

I’m confused by your question. I’m not talking about anything frozen. They don’t sell raw crabs in stores. They decompose and turn toxic too quickly for that. You basically have to cook them while they’re still alive. Those orange whole crabs you see are fully cooked and ready to eat. People take them home and eat…

It’s very silent film to me, and it’s someone specific, but I can’t put my finger on who she reminds me of. I keep thinking Theda Bara as Cleopatra, but that’s not quite right.

Holy crap, I haven’t even *thought* about that movie in ages. And it’s on Amazon Prime. Time for a rewatch. Is it ironic or appropriate that I’m downloading it to my phone right now?

My favorite thing about David Tennant gifs in these sorts of situations is the fact that he has *ahem* not exactly been shy about his feelings about the current administration, and these would in fact probably be his actual reactions in real life.