As I used to point out to any friends looking for a low-fat chicken marinade, tequila is fat-free.

I’ve got to get this out of my system now: Today in Let Me Reframe That Plot For You Theatre, I saw a tear-jerking film about a desperate woman who tries to hire a stranger to smuggle a young Mexican girl across the border. The stranger refuses yet still becomes entangled when his past catches up with him. First…

Their logic: Trans people are not honoring God’s decision to place them in a female/male body. Or something like that. “God gave you girl parts, so you are therefore a girl. Period. End of story.” They don’t believe that being trans is a legitimate thing.

I’m pretty sure they’re mixing Narcotics Anonymous with Narconon, which is a mistake that I’m fairly certain $co counted on many, many people making when the cult picked the name Narconon when they created that program.

Narcotics Anonymous or Narconon? They’re two separate and *very* different organizations. NA is modeled on Alcoholics Anonymous. I cannot see them using the purif rundown. Ever. Narconon, on the other hand, is a drug treatment program literally run by $co.

I taught a Russian how to do tequila shots. I’m scared to think about what will happen to me.

I’m fairly certain I’ve actually seen/heard real news stories about how Russia is freaking the fuck out because they did *not* expect this tree rot to win. Their plans revolved about having to delegitimize Hillary, and now they’re trying to figure out how the hell to shore things up in the US a bit because they aren’t…

For the head of the NEA, I’m pretty sure he’s got his eye on the owner of that drive-in that won’t show Beauty and the Beast because LeFou is gay.

I’m so used to being disappointed by everything that I automatically lowered my expectations before reading what actually happened.

I dunno. I was expecting something oopsie daisy accidental and relatively innocuous like taking a corner too quickly and hitting the face with the edge of the cart or something. This was actually kind of satisfying, especially because it turned out that he literally asked for it.

Instead of the bullshit, I watched Boy on Netflix. It’s a Taika Waititi film about being a Michael Jackson-obsessed eleven-year-old kid living in a Maori village in 1984. Not my usual kind of movie, but I enjoyed it! Other than that, lots of Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu over here. As a side note, I made the mistake of…

Plus there’s Archie vs. Predator. Which I will acknowledge isn’t part of their canon, but it still really fucking amuses me that it exists.

I don’t know who that guy was, but this is Brad Falchuk, aka Ryan Murphy’s production partner and co-creator on Glee, American Horror/Crime Story, and Scream Queens. And maybe a few more things I can’t remember.

OTOH:

I was at the first film festival screening (maybe even the world premiere) of the director’s cut. The director and several cast members were there. Midway through the movie, I looked down the row I was sitting in. A few seats away from me, there were a couple of guys in full costume as Donnie and Frank. I thought,…

I think a lot of us are simply not watching it live. I’ll be reading about it tomorrow because I cannot handle his voice or face. It’s not outrage fatigue. It’s self-preservation and a knowledge of how I can best handle this bullshit: The following day, in writing/print, filtered through a heavy dose of snarky…

My plans involve scooping my cats’ litter box and... DOING ANYTHING ELSE. Watch the last episode of Travelers and finally start on Luke Cage, I guess.

I’ve quite honestly assumed this was a widespread theory. It’s just *obvious* to me.

Because they actually *wanted* Pence as president, but they knew he was unelectable. They’re using the orange menace as a sort of scapegoat (not the right word, but it’s the closest I can come up with at the moment) so they can look like heroes when they finally purge him and install Pence because the horror show we…

Dunno about the arrangement of the filled lines, but I did notice that the numbers were wrong, and I wondered if that was significant. For example, one card had a 13 in the O column. 13 belongs in the B column.