Reagan’s steak line is *exactly* where my mind goes every single time I hear that word, regardless of context, unless Captain America is involved.

Horror movie taking home best picture: Silence of the Lambs. It went *big* at the Oscars: It also won best director, best actor, best actress, and best screenplay based on prior existing work.

I thought ID scene was there for narrative reasons: they had to establish that he didn’t drive so we knew he was stuck there. None of the other reasons occurred to me, in part because cops ask for ID in situations they have no right to all the fucking time.

Can we just get Kiefer Sutherland to tell him about Kiefer’s maternal grandfather and how he did this cool thing that made everyone like him and name him the greatest person in their country’s history, so go copy that, and everyone will like you? I would be cool with that.

I confess that’s how I ate steak when I was a kid, but I WAS A KID. I later realized that I did it because I don’t actually like the taste of beef, and I used ketchup to drown the flavor of cow.

Deliberate is not an option here. The joke here is about downloading it specifically *to my phone* in light of the above article about Shouty Spice freaking out over everyone’s phones.

Clara Bow! That’s who I was thinking of. But, yeah, definitely with some Louise Brooks, now that you mention it.

I’m confused by your question. I’m not talking about anything frozen. They don’t sell raw crabs in stores. They decompose and turn toxic too quickly for that. You basically have to cook them while they’re still alive. Those orange whole crabs you see are fully cooked and ready to eat. People take them home and eat…

It’s very silent film to me, and it’s someone specific, but I can’t put my finger on who she reminds me of. I keep thinking Theda Bara as Cleopatra, but that’s not quite right.

Holy crap, I haven’t even *thought* about that movie in ages. And it’s on Amazon Prime. Time for a rewatch. Is it ironic or appropriate that I’m downloading it to my phone right now?

My favorite thing about David Tennant gifs in these sorts of situations is the fact that he has *ahem* not exactly been shy about his feelings about the current administration, and these would in fact probably be his actual reactions in real life.

Yes, Chet! He was my favorite Bill Paxton character, too. I thought I was the only one. “Good morning, turdbrain!”

The TSA has made breastfeeding moms drink their own breast milk to prove it’s breast milk. And they’ve made masectomy patients and amputees (or people who were just born without arms or legs) remove their prosthetics for additional screening, and they broke at least one guy’s urostomy bag. Based on the power-tripping…

Weird is not reserved for kittens! My five-year-old blue *loves* sweet things. Frozen raspberries with sugar sprinkled over them? Absolutely obsessed. This morning, it was all I could do to keep him away from my rugelach.

Aw, one paw up, ready to bat at something! And that look in his eye is very “okay, trying to figure out where to aim my jump, and once I do, THEY WILL PAY.”

Aww, he has the classic “ooh, there’s something over there I haven’t broken yet” black kitten look! Mine still gets it even though he’s five years old, probably because he has some developmental issues and is essentially stuck at ten months old as far as behavior goes.

Now that it’s starting to stay light later in the day, I’m going to start walking after work instead of during lunch. Work has gotten really busy, and I’m not able take lunch every day, which means I’m basically sitting at work all day, sitting on the bus on my way home, and then sitting at home all evening. When I do…

*urp* Not anymore. Give me ten minutes or so, though.

All-time favorite movie: eXistenZ. No contest. The rest of the list has these movies, although the order varies depending on my mood:

Not only did someone else write it, but my gut feeling is that they wrote it without his knowledge because he is throwing a fit about it behind the scenes and already writing his imaginary responses to their imagined slights to him. But now that it’s out there, he will be held to it and not be allowed to attend…