I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

I lived with a girlfriend for 4 years, we had adopted a cat, dog & turtle who were all abandoned. She got a great new job in another state, we were looking for places but nobody would let us take all 3. She said we should give them up. It honestly shocked me she would say that, instantly in my head I thought “Bitch,…

patti lahelle is a fucking genius. the drags she comes up with are next level

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

came here to plug GOT 2B REAL (as i do on every post that mentions either of these ladies) because patti lahelle IS THE BEST

my beautiful carrots

#NotAllMen

can anyone tell me if soul cycle is worth it? what's the difference between SC and a regular spin class at a gym?

I just got a new Financial Planner next month, this will be her true test!

Try this.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. When I think about manatees and how much they like people even though we’ve hurt them so many times, I cry and cry. I love them SO MUCH.

About half the scenarios listed actually happened to me.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

Guys, I wish he had paid me to write it. If he had, I wouldn't have worn a $15 target sweater on the news.

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

I was pretty bummed when the Hollywood Reporter’s Director Roundtable didn’t have Coogler and instead 5 directors of mediocre films. Creed is truly better than the meh Danish Girl or whatever fucking movie Danny Boyle made.

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