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Here’s hoping she finds her way to counseling and some Suboxone strips; they worked for me, and it’s been 2 years of good, clean decisions now.  Down to a half a strip a day, and hoping to get myself trimmed back to a 1/4 a day soon enough, then an 1/8, before I think I can probably be done completely.  They really

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love

Brother Denzel knows what side of his bread is buttered and he wants to keep it that way. People ask me, “How have you and Mrs. Orca been married so long?” My answer is, “Marry a woman smarter than you.” (To which Mrs. Orca will always chime in, “Fortunately, it wasn’t hard.”)

The entire maternal side of Meghan’s family seems to be managing just fine without turning into a salty, thirsty, embarrassing hot mess.

I mean, fuck Posobiec and Cernovich, but Gunn definitely should have deleted these a long time ago.

  • they are junior celebs

These kids today are amateurs. The fastest big star journey from courtship to marriage to divorce in Hollywood was in 1964: Ethel Merman (her 4th) and Ernest Borgnine (his 3rd). They were both already huge stars and she was 56; he was 47 (both old enough to have known better and not been so impulsive).

My SIL is an artist and did this picture of my two cats. 

Why is everyone leaving Jezebel??

THANK YOU

America, Facts are FACTS and Monique is the true winner of Season 10.

That sounds miserable! My First Experience with Edibles stories often go that way. For my first pot brownie adventure, it was a damn good thing the only place I needed to be was on the couch. 

Paying for premium vodka makes zero sense to me. 

Swap out that Valium for a Xanax and a weed cookie, and yeah, I’ll take those beers too. 

Maybe you should have your Valium and three or four beers then worry less about what other people eat.

I prefer all of these things to being next to someone wearing lots of perfume and cologne. 

Hey I think you need to shut the fuck up

If you’re paying 300$ for a meal, why not just TELL the server to slow it down? 

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I’ve been conflicted.