Lots of people do not present (get sores). If you do a minimal google search and educate yourself, you’d realize that a) the majority of people who have it don’t know it and b) about 85%+ of the population of the world has one form or the other, usually given to them while still a child (sharing glasses, getting…
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Myhusband of 20+ yrs asked me to move out via email, while I was away at my sister’s last December. I moved into an apartment within three days and have been happier (with my new little adopted dog) than I can ever recall being before. It was such a freeing feeling, leaving behind so much junk, and oh yeah, him too,…
“Compassionate conservative”
Ok, so I have to say the drama about the shortage is very real. My husband spent 2 hours on Saturday going to three Walmarts in Northwest Indiana trying to find one of those damn things. I finally convinced him to call off the search when I realized that I had Miss Patti’s recipe for Sweet Potato Pie all along because…
She’s in the right business.
A patient died while I was taking his vitals and doing his morning assessment. So it was like, “Good morning, Mr. Blah-Blah, I’m Nurse CatHerdingStudent and I’m just going to put this on your arm to measure your blood pressure and listen to your lungs and heart, okay?” He looks over at me while I put on the cuff,…
I am a female physician. I did my residency in the 1990s and I remember the nurses as a godsend. We had to run the ER as residents when we were one year out of medical school. It was a busy urban ER and drug overdoses and end stage HIV (it was during the height of the epidemic and there was no great treatment) as well…
Didn’t he tell Briana’s husband to start hitting her? Most of these people seem unpleasant but he is a scumbag.
This is my favourite saying. I salute you.
You might have to develop a nose for it? It’s kind of like when wine people say “this has a lovely bouquet of citrus scents and flavors” and it doesn’t even remotely taste like any citrus you’ve ever tried. Or anything except how wine tastes.
Not sure if this is crazy enough but I got pregnant in our church parking lot by my equally horny Jesusy boyfriend. Our son is now 22 and we have been married for 21 years. We do anal on both of us.
Okay, I totally read that as “licking the seat in front of her,” and I thought I was going to dry heave.
A friend of mine was on this flight. She posted more info in her Facebook feed - apparently there was duct tape and plastic handcuffs involved. Said passenger started the ruckus by repeatedly kicking the seat in front of her, and when asked to stop she slapped the person who asked her. It escalated from there...
This is super helpful, thank you! I have 3 of the 4 phones on my AT&T plan coming up for renewal and I don’t like the way AT&T has gotten scammy in the last few years (that’s why I left Sprint!), and they are refusing to replace our dead cell booster that they gave us since their coverage where we live sucks. The one…
Holy fucking shit, they literally threw the original “Felicia” to the dogs to have god knows what happen to her. Not surprising, but damn. Ugh. The whole fucking movie makes me sick. My fiance and I were standing in line to get tickets for The Man From U.N.C.L.E and I totally was that bitch, going on and on about the…
I live in Las Vegas. Sadly, I downloaded our bank account from since we moved here, and we’ve spent around $15K eating out in the last year. M Life (MGM’s rewards program) bumped our status because we spend so much money on food. It’s a bad place to live as a foodie.
How do you make a tissue dance?
This happened in my junior year of high school.