You could’ve posted two letters after this headline and I would be 10,000% here. We missed you.

Amazing.

“Less money spent on drugs”

THIS is the breakup box we deserve. Anyone trying to send me cheesy glitter hearts and a chintzy, bedazzled wine glass can fuck right off along with my ex.

NOOOOOOÔÖÒÓŒØŌÕ!!!!!!

So, I thought I was on the Dave Ramsey train 100% after Total Money Makeover, but it really requires a substantial philosophical overhaul on your part because you have to agree to be anti-establishment.

Living for your name tbh

After she ditched the Gucci, she was no longer the hero I deserved or wanted.

I have histamine intolerance so I can’t eat oatmeal packs (who’d want to anyway?) My recipe:

Without question.

“Aretha, just because I have on a watch...”

Having a moment of silence for you rn

For me, I feel like the spirituality element of SC is what can either attract/turn you off. Personally, when I’m panting in a pool of sweat while instructors drill me with phrases like “this is the time to live your truth,” I want my bike to ride out of the studio and into the fucking sunset.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are the hero we do not deserve but will gladly accept.

So much this. CREED was/is so refreshing amidst a sea of Oscar bait.

I once worked in an Express on the lower level of a shopping mall. One day, during a particularly heavy flow of traffic (ok I’ll leave in a minute) dirty, shitty water crept out from under the walls. Within minutes the back half of our sales floor was a cesspool of fecal-scented water that required two separate days…

<3

This headline is everything I needed today.

I was in the frontmost car on the 5 train in Manhattan five summers ago, heading to the Bronx around 11pm or so, when a passenger (20s) rushed in with both hands clutching his face. It took only about a second to see the steady flow of deep crimson staining both his shirt and the floor upon which he stood. When the…