I don’t want to be a socialist.  I have no desire to embrace socialism.  I guess that means that I can’t be a Democrat anymore.

I was born in 1978, but luckily I don’t have man Trump voters in my feed.  Also, I respect that when our generation wanted to go out in a blaze of glory, we didn’t feel the need to take 15 classmates along.

Ever notice how it’s always the mom who comes around first in these stories?

I don’t think I feel as sorry for her as you guys expect me to, (and I say this as someone who has lived with an addict, in and out of recovery for 7 years).  AS an addict, you know to take precautions in certain situations.  If you must use, give the kid formula.

+1 Furballs.

Reporting them to the state child abuse hotline.

Is anyone else hearing 1! Trillion! Dollars! in Dr. Evil’s voice?

He’s also the one who accused some of casting aspersions on his asparagus.

Thanks, I just barfed on my desk.

I literally lost brain cells reading this. A brief touch that doesn’t constitute sexual assault? What happened? Did he squeeze her shoulder and she’s still traumatized 18 years later? This is bullshit character assassination.

What is MS-13?  The new Willie Horton?  I live in the midwest and have never even heard of them till this year.

I’m sorry, but this kind of crap is why Trump is president.  You don’t get to gloss over history for it not being woke enough.

This.  I think anyone should be able to get any medication prescribed to them, but the fact that this pharmacist was like “Go home and possibly die from a dead fetus going septic because my man panties are in a bunch” really gauls me.

Also because his murder stemmed from them pulling his pants off, exposing his genitals and then raping him.  To tell the actually story, he needed to have a vagina.

Yup. He officiated their wedding too. He’s far from a spotless right winger.

Yup. She totally had that “I wonder what having sex with a movie star would be like” and then did it and was like, “That was cool. I’m good now.”

Yup. NY’er here, but spent enough time in Maine to know that Mainers are very proud of their Maineness.

He also tried to move her into Gracie Mansion while wife #2 still was living there. True story.

Yes, my Mainer friend said that Eliot Cutler should have been hogtied to a lobster shack the second time around.

I DON’T CARE ABOUT BILL CLINTON. All that matters is destroying Trump. Why is this so hard?