Sigh.

I’m kind of enjoying Boehner living his best life while Eddie Muster sits in his office and cries. At least Boehner had the bonus of being drunk basically always. *This is not partisan, this is from friends who worked/work on the Hill. He basically spent the second half of his speakership hammered.

I believe it’s the registry that is the basis of his appeal.

He would have been mayor if he had just admitted that he had a problem.

Thank you. This was not some A.C. Green type shit.

Yes. Easily.

At least Bill has had the good grace to keep it in his pants of late.

This. He likes tempting fate.

“Abedin announced her bid for freedom from the guy who shared an underwear shot shot next to his sleeping infant”

She’s not waiting apparently.

Huma just walked.

Yes, I’m a generation X’er who once nearly got into a fistfight in my Sociology of Gender class because a guy said that if a girl is drunk and lays down on a guy friends bed she should expect him to have sex with her whether she wants to or not (which basically happened to me, exactly). On the other hand, I also got…

Born in 1978 so X’er through and through, and like most X’er, I’m mixed on this. I’m a rape survivor so I get a trigger warning for depictions of sexual assault, though they don’t trigger me personally, 19 years later, but all the other stuff does feel a bit coddling.

It’s highly unlikely that any of them will be unseated, which is good.

“They didn’t deserve anything being a part of my heinous decisions,” he said sobbing.

I’m picturing a shake and spray here.

Why was his mother even asking? When I was 32, my mother definitely did not want the details of a Saturday night where I got home at 5am, for both of our sanity.

+1 for abject wrongness.

I think they were told to use the bathroom because they were pissing on the wall. Apparently they thought they were in New Brunswick by the grease trucks.

At least he didn’t pee all over a gas station? That’s all I got.