i always prefer missing apostrophes to apostrophes used to pluralize, stuck in the wrong place for contractions, etc.

i don’t know why i kept reading those tweets and expecting a different epithet. i mean, where is the creativity in racism anymore??

thanks! my brain is set up really well for these.

when did ellis island first open ;)

thetallblonde for CFO!

ahhh, the ol’ split ticketing. the lime introduced them, right?

Monsanto ... They get a bum rap about certain things

it’s actually a lot worse than just the advisers: their entire campaign staff will be out jobs in a few months. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sinking Cruz ship

:D

burritos are like the 3rd generation kids who believe the confederate flag is just a rebellious cultural marker, never bothered to learn the language of origin and thus have never held a conversation with their grandparents, and give side eye whenever someone tries to roll the RRs in their name.

sounds about right!

personally, i would never present something so divisive where any of my neighbors could see — i mean, i have to live and work with these people, right?

but miracle grow is exactly why the organic distinction matters so much :(

cassie bear, i agree with you almost all the time (and i star you over on kotaku and elsewhere that i’m not brave enough to comment) but this is just not true.

^^ what wallflower said!

this troll’s been around since at least yesterday. sexist, racist, ticking all the boxes. please don’t ungray them :(

moar hannibal burress for all the things, pls!

i assume that since jinni is ungray and responded, the troll’s reply got in the black without a star. but i’m a permagray, so what do i know...

a gram and a half! a gram and a half :(