i’ve read it 3 times. what you’re reading as a pun i believe to be entirely literal.

The police seized almost $1,000 from the young man, who was planning to use the money to purchase a lawnmower to start a business.

i remember being really affected by it, too. lindy is a fucking champ. but looking back now, i wonder if that dude wasn’t meta trolling... i’m not sure if i fully believe it’s possible, but WHAT IF this was just his way of getting everyone to pay attention to him again? that’s what all trolling has in common, after…

i’m vegan and like knives, anybody vegetarian and love guns? we could save a bundle splitting admission!

heard an awesome interview with wendell pierce (the wire, treme, etc) on another round, but i can’t find the episode on their site for some reason.

a little late now, but skeffles is not a great person to recommend, is possibly also a troll.

declaw psa time! it’s a painful, radical amputation and it makes baby kitty jesus cry. humane alternatives are widely available AND you can always adopt an already-declawed cat from your local shelter if needs must.

OT but i was in port orange last week and saw your fast food place. i said hi in my head!

starred for “actual Hulk”

totally missed that, i did! thanks for the clarification :)

gene siskel :)

it’s friday, a patient* just shredded my hand, i was just up for any trauma** stories if there had been something notable.

STORY TIME!!?

OMG i have never met anyone who was alive for lincoln’s presidency. tell me EVERYTHING!!

i was SO MAD at npr this morning. i may have wailed.

my guiding principle is that one may choose to talk to teenagers, but one must always be prepared to look/feel like an ass as a result.

thank you. i couldn’t bring myself to reply because i never seem to get anywhere with liberal transmisogynists (see also, “i have a trans friend but your genderqueer identity is garbage to me”) and it’s fucking exhausting and hurtful to me.

i learned a fairly cheat-y way in college that uses a dollar bill. i still don’t love doing it, but when i’m properly motivated i’ll bang out a few at a time and LOVE having a pre-rolled j ready to go.

yeah! :D

whoa, you’re right! i never though about it, but it’s waaaaaay better than the lo n’ tite pony that washington has — that shit looks reeeediculous on the WA state road signs o__O