Barefoot is the first step on the road to DISHEVELED. 

My advise: remain sheveled all the time. Also try to be gruntled about being sheveled.  

“Or if you prefer, you could find yourself strangled with a fuckin’ headband.”

Sleep when the baby sleep is the biggest piece of shit advice. I think it is more common knowledge now that women have trouble breast feeding. There are lactation consultants at hospitals and available for house calls, but the f*** exhaustion. It’s like no I can’t sleep when the baby sleep because that is when I get…

Huh, maybe the advice should be for husbands: “if you don’t know how to cook, time to learn. If you’re adult enough to father a child, you’re adult enough to cook for yourself and your family”.

Same. My own mother who had issues with breastfeeding after all 3 of her pregnancies is pressuring me to breastfeed with my first -- like I’ll try it, but if we’re having a bad time, then it;s pump time, and if that sucks, baby is gonna be formula fed and fine. There’s no reason for anyone to pass this pressure down,…

TL;DR - South Korea to women, what part of barefoot pregnant in the kitchen making me a sandwich don’t you understand?

I think I know far more women who couldn't successfully breastfeed than women who could. It is so not easy and I really wish we'd stop telling women that. 

Right.  Usually “teachable moments” involve teaching.

Yeah, it’s so strange he seemed to think there were only two options: open the can for her or let her struggle, hungry for six hours.

Yes. Just imagine the poor souls who received faulty vaccinations. What a loser. I abhor anti-vaxxers in general, but I once heard a story about an idiot couple who refused to give their infant a tetanus shot. Tetanus is really, really awful. These people are lunatics. Refuse your own vaccine, fine, but to dare to…

The fact that the pharmacist deliberately spoiled the vaccine and then administered it makes me think they wanted to deliberately undermine confidence in it when those people got sick. It’s probably some batshit conspiracy theorist. 

Not some asshole, a terrorist did this. S/He was willing to kill the 57 people that received the ineffective vaccine and worked to make sure that the hospital did not recognize that the vaccine had been removed not once but twice from refrigeration.  It’s time to stop diminishing what these people are. In this case…

It the Police Summoning Spell of the White Witch!

Imagine a bitter white woman shouting that across a park and it’s hilarious!

“Incommoditas et ego sensi circa eos, et pro eis facit inconvenientes cum eum laboraverat enim et elegit eum laboraverat enim manere in mea”

Semper vapid (roughly).

I felt uncomfortable around them, and instead of making them uncomfortable with my discomfort, I chose to remain in my discomfort.

She’s the wealthy and powerful constituent. She donated at least a million dollars to a trump pac. 

You have to remember she is only in office because she asked Kemp to appoint her to the Senate seat after her predecessor retired for health reasons. I’m sure Kemp wasn’t about to say no to the attractive blonde wife of a wealthy and powerful constituent. As demonstrated by her debate performance, she came into the…