Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

I’m off the whole network — fuck them for thinking that anything with an enemy of the U.S. people counts as entertainment.

I am totally 100% with you. This asshole IS NOT A CUTE CELEBRITY. Stop inviting him to do things! History will not look kindly on these people, nor will it forgive ABC for giving them an apology.

I’m sure they can refuse but that it would essentially amount to quitting the show. And I also think that certain pro dancers are matched up with their “celebrity” for a reason so there’s not much room for reassigning anyone.

i wonder if the dancers have the right to refuse a certain partner, or if they’re told what’s what and cannot argue. does lindsay think that he’s a very fine people, or is she just doing what’s ordered so she can pay her bills?

We just switched to youtube TV because Sling doesn’t get us all the channels we need for football season and I was swiping through the channels and clicked on it just as it was beginning as I was curious to see who signed up for it. Then the intro reminded me that ABC gave that lying sack of shit this gig and I…

The vastly superior Spicer. 

If only they coulda got McCarthy to play Spicer on DWTS.......

I’m officially boycotting a show I never watched in the first place. 

1) Can we have John and Chrissy be the new first couple until Trump is out of office? Any objections?
2) Trump is neither a pussy nor a bitch. Pussies are tough, they really take a pounding. And bitches get things done. Trump is a flaccid penis. 

My theory is still that Trump uses Twitter to control the media attention more than anything. I wish everyone (Legend included, as epic as that was) would just make a pact to ignore Twitter as any form of official Presidential communication. Let him yell at his base in a giant echo chamber, leave the rest of us out of…

To quote Margo from the Magicians:

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

This is what the leader of the free world is doing with his time; he is arguing with a singer and his wife on a fucked up social media platform. Millions of people are ok with this embarrassment.  This is what we do now.  This is America.  Fuck...

At least have some decorum for the office; That’s PPABOTUS, thank you very much!

She’s displaying profound courage in a moment of national reckoning. I can’t imagine going public given our nation’s record of treating survivors so horrendously.  I hope we are able to provide her some justice outside the court.

Jesus Christ, who was the meathead administrator at Stanford that approved the use of that quote?