Her nephew? A small human she loves? God forbid she take his reaction into account!

You are a good Auntie. I'd do the same thing for my little ones, except there's never any question that any event I have will contain copious amounts of cake/desserts :)

Ugh. I would throw wet pennies at her. Take this money shower, biotch!

I will be Mindy’s friend! She seems awesome and I think she wouldn’t judge me for eating ice cream when I know it makes me fart (as long as I do it away from her).

I like getting flowers and I like giving flowers, and the more random the timing, the better. My significant other once sent a bouquet of gerber daisies to my apartment with an unsigned note that said “Happy Tuesday.” It made my whole week. Also, gerber daisies are adorable — they look like they’re smiling at you! I…

i wanted to star this but right now, it’s at 69 stars and I didn’t want to ruin it...

Who says you need to wait for menopause?! I’m only turning 30 this year and have already decided that I’m all out of fucks to give. I am loving and caring to the people I love and care about. I am courteous and professional at work, and a basically decent human being in my general life. But anyone who tries to fuck…

it’s more than a hint, but less than a dab. duh.

also, any diet that tells you not to exercise, and that doesn’t adjust your allotted calorie intake to incorporate calories burned during exercise.

Bless you for making it 3.5 days on this bullshit starvation diet, and for writing the truth about how awful it made you feel. I have a colleague who has put herself on a starvation diet to look good for her beach vacation, but at least she’s eating real food (just a tiny, tiny amount of it). I already told her that a…

I was helping a college professor out on a show she was directing, and I offered to run out and buy us both coffees. When I asked her how she takes hers, she said roughly the same thing to me. I thought it was hilarious, but had to double check if she meant my face skin color or my arm skin color, because they are two…

i want to make sweet, sweet love to this heavenly concoction.

YES.

what’s a fruit hoe? is it like a fruit tart?

LOL. I was on the fence too but one day, I was so fed up with my stupid work pants that were so uncomfortable that I ordered 3 pairs while sitting at my desk at work — the skinny leg, the straight leg, and the boot cut. I ended up returning the straight leg, and ordering 3 more pairs of the skinny leg, just based on…

WTF is wrong with people??? I’m 4’11” and I would have figured out a way to help you! Or at the very least, shamed someone taller than I am into helping you. I do this sometimes on the subway, when I’m standing and someone clearly pregnant or very old or someone with small babies comes on the train and no one offers a…

Try Betabrand. I can personally vouch for the Dress Pant Yoga Pants, but I think they also have a bike to work, wear to work line too. And I believe everything is made in America (most, if not all, in San Francisco). And they have free shipping above a certain amount and free returns, so it’s not too much of a gamble.

Oh, I didn’t think you were judging them! My comment was more of an addendum to your comment, not a response against it.

I grew up in a Muslim family, and was always told to cover up, that what I was wearing was inappropriate, that how I was sitting was inappropriate, that what I was saying (when I spoke my mind) was inappropriate. I find the concept of mandating a woman’s dress in ANY manner to be oppressive. This is why I do not wear…

Yes, why am I not allowed to have a pair of black and silver sneakers just because my feet are a little wide? Why am I being punished???