This makes me feel a little better. But now all I want to do this weekend instead of cleaning and organizing is to buy and play with new nail polish :)

That’s mesmerizing in both content and organization. I am super jealous. Most of my polishes are stuffed into a large cosmetics bag, in a drawer, but ones that I use more often or that my roommate borrows wander all over my room and the living room and I can never find the one I want without searching for at least 10…

I know, right??? How am I supposed to observe my company’s “Meatless Mondays” when I have to look at that and salivate???

I used to love bone marrow as a little girl. My mom would spread it on bread for me. Around the age of 11, I realized what I was eating, was immediately horrified, and haven’t eaten it since. That was around the age I stopped eating meat, especially red meat, for a while because it grossed me out, but now that I like…

Perhaps butter wasn’t an option because there were lactose-intolerant actors? Issues with dairy and lactose are far more prevalent than issues with oil. But yeah, fuck that “oil-free” actor.

Exception: Queen Latifah as Mama Morton

But then why wouldn’t you just unfollow the person posting excessively about whatever (job, baby, bowel movement) rather than sending them a mean email? It’s his/her facebook wall, s/he can post whatever the fuck they want. If you don’t want to see it, there are ways to block that content that don’t involve being a…

misread this as “robot-winning chicken” and I think that would be a really great contest prize...

PORQUE NO LOS DOS?

i might just be a little hormonal, but this story made me tear up a bit.

You poor thing! I recently had a panic attack in the middle of "honeymooning" too (btw, I'm not married, just using your delightful term as a euphemism for sex ;P) and after it was over and I'd explained to my partner that it was just because I'd been overwhelmed all week and that the physical and emotional act of…

at least the article you linked to states the fact that she raped him, unlike ABC’s polite little gloss over: “The former Highline School District teacher, now 47, spent more than seven years in prison for raping her former student, Vili Fualaau.”

You’re drawing parallels that aren't on the same plane of existence. The issue here is that a 34-year old adult entered into a sexual relationship with a 13-year old child, and that constitutes rape. I don’t think anyone would argue that if it were a female student and a male teacher, it would be any less horrible. So…

Yeah, like the anti-abortion website that posted that they’d been BOMBED (...by glitter) and asked for donations to help them through that difficult time. Cry me a fucking river.

God forbid a teeny little bit of hate speech gets in the way of my fashion choices! Priorities, people, priorities!

"Porque no los dos" (and the way the little girl delivers the line) is maybe my favorite line in the history of advertising. All the stars for you!

So you can pants someone or so you can have someone to do your dishes? Because my roommate sometimes does my dishes, and sometimes I pants her...although not while she's doing my dishes (that just seems rude)...so I'm just saying, you don't need to be married to make either of these things (or both at the same time)…

Yes, and it usually costs between $1.00 and $1.50! I tried the Sugar stuff from Sephora and though that stuff is in a fancier case and smells nicer, it wasn't nearly as good as softening my lips and soothing them when they were chapped as my little tub of Carmex is. Carmex4Lyfe!

Yes, and it usually costs between $1.00 and $1.50! I tried the Sugar stuff from Sephora and though that stuff is in…

Proof positive that cultural insensitivity is not just for white people. Anyone can be a fucking idiot, regardless of race.

Captain Harlot, she's our hero...