Or we could just shut the hell up and donate money directly to one/several of those organizations (ok... I carry my NPR tote bag with pride... I’m not perfect).

As a white woman I can confirm that most of us are well-intentioned morons.

Don’t worry, she’s just shopping for office space in what will be called the West Atlantic nation of the New Global Order she and her fellow fascists hope to establish.

What if the accident had wiped the smug look off his face? That would have been the real tragedy.

Every woman who has ever woman-ed has at least once (but really probably at least several dozen times) in her life had this expression on her face. I feel for you, sister.

“But I didn’t say anything about having a MISTER!”

Not really my type but I feel ya.

Such a courageous bro.

How the hell did I not notice the hottest guy on Westworld was Karl?!? Clearly I need to watch Love Actually more often than once per year.

Oh my gosh I can’t believe he’s doing this. </s>

We look forward to sharing our new scent, Laceration Hazard, with you next Halloween.

Thank you. My brain has frozen but this is about what I wanted to say I think.

On Tuesday, Loeb dropped his previous lawsuit against Vergara in California after a judge gave the go-ahead for him to name the women he had previously impregnated who had abortions, thus (in his mind) depriving him of his right to be a father.

Are we supposed to hate this movie? I mean, I don’t necessarily think it should have won Best Picture but I really liked it. Am I lame? I’m probably lame.

I love Comet. I used to live right down the street and still attend synagogue pretty nearby. I’ll have to repay them a visit soon. Only no one tell my mom about this crazy shit, ok? She’s nervous enough as it is.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MARTHA STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP

Yeah, not to mention their wealth increased after Bill left office. Whattabunchacrooks.

Which of her parental rights are being violated, exactly? I know parents like to retain the right to shit all over their children’s hopes and dreams but there’s a limit to that, no?

You can scrub, scrub, scrub but that stank will never fully come off.

I’m kind of conflicted about this. I do plan to have a baby within the next four years (on my own, turkey baster style) but also very much want it to be on my quite specific terms. I’m also not getting any lately, so not sure it’s worthwhile.