You are my hero.

As an observant (but non-Orthodox, because equality) Jew, I officially abjure this asshat.

*sigh* yeah, I know. :-/

How do bears hibernate and can a human do it for four years?

What she did was she had the nerve to be Secretary of State after the Secretary of State under the previous president had asked him repeatedly for increased security at the Libyan embassy, which wasn’t approved because Republicans don’t like to spend money unless it’s on war and BOY WAS HE A REPUBLICAN, and then the…

= “All the horribly mean shit my husband has said about people is ok because adults can handle it.”

Quick but important question - how easy will it be for my asshole cat to knock off the nightstand?

Quick but important question - how easy will it be for my asshole cat to knock off the nightstand?

The other day I saw a woman stick literally just her fingertips under the water after using the toilet. No soap, just splashed the fingertips.

Matzo ball.

No longer ovaried. They’ve exploded.

Bingo!

This guy is going to be the type of dad who one day asks his teen-aged daughter, “I thought virgins couldn’t use tampons?” or flips his shit when she’s in her early 20s and goes away for a weekend with her boyfriend (yep, been there with both).

She might feel pressured to say yes if you ask her; maybe ask her directly - “I love to give hugs but I know not everyone enjoys them, especially when they don’t know anyone very well. Let me know if you’d like a hug!” Or, if you’re not at that comfort level maybe your sister or new BIL could ask on your behalf?

Trump and Robertson sure don’t seem to have a particularly clear grasp of how babies are born.

At least if Dems win back the Senate (please please please) SCOTUS will have a good chance to be ok.

...the serious scandals that happened under his watch where Americans died overseas and veterans have died here at home

+1,000 points to my Prez4Life (in my heart) for correctly using the word chutzpah.

I saw previews for it (sometimes I forget I’m watching on a DVR and don’t fast forward); I’ll wait for it to come to TBS. Re: Jon Hamm, though, totally would. Not that you asked, but duh.

My top two imaged quotes of the evening: