“Includes breakfast” (hey o)

I’m sorry Ireland BALDWIN is taking Depp’s side? What in the everloving f*ck.

Crotch Toxins - new band name I called it 

I’m at least pleased that Parasite was nominated for Best Picture and wasn’t relegated to the foreign (oh it’s international now, cool I guess?) category.

I feel like Dracula should be hotter. Shouldn’t he be hotter? 

I was thinking more like dafuq

Sorry which part is “delightfully” awful? I just read awful.

I do want to get pregnant, but only with super specific sperm that I paid very good money to acquire, thank you very much!

Do you have any suggestions for books about the charter school question? I know nothing about it and would really like to learn more.

Is this a real question? 

aka year of the mediocre white man. Oh wait that’s every year.

May this be a harbinger that today’s election results will also be correct. 

So some things can be fixed?!?

Ok I changed my mind about Liev I must have him now.

Jake Tapper’s facial expressions almost make this whole mess worth it.

I’ve heard great things about these for food prep but mixed reviews as to whether they’re going to kill us all.

There are literally hundreds of thousands of skilled people who would love to join our work force (a good friend of mine just got unceremoniously booted from the workforce because his visa renewal was denied. And of course he’s brown), but oh...right, I should just pop out a bunch of kids (e.g. more than 2, because 2…

First taste is always free

Thank Gd he explained this to me! I’ve been so confused these last couple of months.