There is no way a story with this headline could have been written by anybody else.

That literally brought tears to my eyes.

Thanks!

I am Ross intolerant.

Boy Scouts are the literal worst of the literal worst.

Not trying to be a jerk, but is a 17 year old really a young girl?

That's a great story! Any idea where you originally heard it?

Ha in twenty years you will be 31 which is not old enough to be Prez so caught you!

So are you 15?

Roughly 7200, by my calculations.

FTFY

And that is why I don't drink anything while reading Jezebel comments pages.

This is a great list.

Yeah, Hyundai/Kia. Lotus did do a decent job on the 2015 Genesis after all.

How good is the handling/steering feel really?

I know that that is what he meant, I was originally pointing out that dribble did not mean only "something you do with a basketball or soccer ball", I then got distracted and went off on a tangent. Sorry for that.

"Or maybe an advaced pasta/antipasto reactor system."

As the usage in TBAL's original comment was as a noun, and dribble as in the definition I stated can be a noun without acting as a gerund, unlike the one you originally said, it would make sense to assume that TBAL was using it as "food or drink spilling out of one's mouth", especially considering context.

Well, dribble also means food or drink spilling out of one's mouth.